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Artist/Band: Frank Zappa
Lyrics for Song: Catholic Girls
Lyrics for Album: Cheap Thrills [1998]



(Well)

Catholic Girls

With a tiny little mustache

Catholic Girls

Do you know how they go?

Catholic Girls

In the Rectory Basement

Father Riley's a fairy

But it don't bother Mary



Catholic Girls

At the CYO

Catholic Girls

Do you know how they go?

Catholic Girls

There can be no replacement

How do they go, after the show?



All the way

(That's right, all the way!)

That's the way they go

Every day

(That's right!)

And none of their mamas ever seem to know

Hip-Hip-Hooray

For all the class they show

There's nothing like a Catholic Girl

At the CYO

When they learn to blow . . .



They're learning to blow

All the Catholic Boys!

Warren Cuccurullo . . .

Catholic Boys!

Kinda young, kinda WOW!

Catholic Boys!

Vinnie Colaiuta . . .

Where are they now?

Did they all take The Vow?

Everybody!



Everybody dance!



Catholic Girls!

Carmenita Scarfone!

Catholic Girls!

Hey! She gave me VD!

Catholic Girls!

Toni Carbone!

With a tongue like a cow

She could make you go WOW!



VD Vowdy vootie

Right away

That's the way they go

Every day

Whenever their mamas take them to a show

Matinee

Pass the popcorn please

There's nothing like a Catholic Girl

With her hand in the box

And she's on her knees



She was on her knees

My little Catholic Girl

In a little white dress

Catholic Girls

They never confess

Catholic Girls

I got one for a cousin

I love how they go

So send me a dozen

Catholic Girls

OOOOOOH!

(Well well now)

Catholic Girls

(Ma-ma-mum ma-ma-mum)

Yai-ee-ahhh!

Catholic Girls

OOOOOOH!

(Well well now)

Catholic Girls

(Ma-ma-mum ma-ma-ma-ma-mum)

Yai-ee-ahhh!



Joe had a girl friend named Mary.

They would meet each other at the Social Club.

Hold hands

And think Pure Thoughts

But one night, Mary wasn't there

She was backstage at the Tower Theater

Sucking COCK

So she can get a ticket to meet Ike Willis for free . . .


Album Lyrics: Cheap Thrills [1998]


Frank Zappa
"Cheap Thrills [1998]"


1. Hot Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel
2. Catholic Girls
3. Bobby Brown Goes Down
4. We are not alone
5. Cheap thrills
6. Zomby Woof
7. My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama