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Frank Zappa Lyrics for Song: Valley Girl
 Lyrics for Album: Have I Offended Someone? [1997]
 
 
 
 7980>Valley Girl
 
 She's a Valley Girl
 
 Valley Girl
 
 She's a Valley Girl
 
 Okay, fine
 
 Fer sure, fer sure
 
 She's a Valley Girl
 
 In a clothing store
 
 Okay, fine...
 
 Fer sure, fer sure
 
 She's a Valley Girl
 
 In a clothing store
 
 
 
 Like, OH MY GOD! (Valley Girl)
 
 Like - TOTALLY (Valley Girl)
 
 Encino is like SO BITCHEN (Valley Girl)
 
 There's like the Galleria (Valley Girl)
 
 And like all these like really great shoe stores
 
 I love going into like clothing stores and stuff
 
 I like buy the neatest mini-skirts and stuff
 
 It s like so BITCHEN cuz like everybody's like
 
 Super-super nice
 
 It's like so BITCHEN
 
 
 
 On Ventura, there she goes
 
 She just bought some bitchen clothes
 
 Tosses her head 'n flips her hair
 
 She got a whole bunch of nothin in there
 
 
 
 Anyway, he goes are you into S and M?
 
 I go, oh RIGHT .
 
 Could you like just picture me in like a
 
 LEATHER TEDDY
 
 Yeah right, HURT ME, HURT ME...
 
 I'm sure! NO WAY!
 
 He was like freaklng me out...
 
 He called me a BEASTIE...
 
 That's cuz like he was totally BLITZED
 
 He goes like BAG YOUR FACE!
 
 I'm sure!
 
 
 
 Valley Girl
 
 She's a Valley Girl
 
 Valley Girl
 
 She's a Valley Girl
 
 Okay, fine...
 
 Fer sure, fer sure
 
 She's a Valley Girl
 
 So sweet 'n pure
 
 Okay, fine
 
 Fer sure, fer sure
 
 She's a Valley Girl
 
 So sweet 'n pure
 
 It's really sad (Valley Girl)
 
 Like my English teacher
 
 He's like (Valley Girl)
 
 He's like Mr. BU-FU (Valley Girl)
 
 We're talking Lord God King BU-FU (Valley Girl)
 
 I am SO SURE
 
 He's like so GROSS
 
 
 
 He like sits there and like plays with all his rings
 
 And he like flirts with all the guys in the class
 
 It's like totally disgusting
 
 I'm like so sure It's like BARF ME OUT...
 
 Gag me with a spoon!
 
 
 
 Last idea to cross her mind
 
 Had something to do with where to find
 
 A pair of jeans to fit her butt
 
 And where to get her toenails cut
 
 
 
 So like I go into this like salon place, y'know
 
 And I wanted like to get my toenails done
 
 And the lady like goes, oh my God, your toenails
 
 Are like so GRODY
 
 It was like really embarassing
 
 She's like OH MY GOD, like BAG THOSE TOENAILS
 
 I'm like sure...
 
 She goes, uh, I don't know if I can handle this,
 
 y'know...
 
 I was like really embarassed.. .
 
 
 
 Valley Girl
 
 She's a Valley Girl
 
 Valley Girl
 
 She's a Valley Girl
 
 Okay, fine
 
 Fer sure, fer sure
 
 She's a Valley Girl
 
 And there is no cure
 
 Okay, fine
 
 Fer sure, fer sure
 
 She's a Valley Girl
 
 And there is no cure
 
 
 
 Like my mother is like a total space cadet (Valley Girl)
 
 She like makes me do the dishes and (Valley Girl)
 
 CLEAN the cat box (Valley Girl)
 
 I am sure
 
 That's like GROSS (Valley Girl)
 
 BARF OUT! (Valley Girl)
 
 OH MY GOD (Valley Girl
 
 
 
 Hi!
 
 Uh-huh (Valley Girl)
 
 My name?
 
 My name is Ondrya Wolfson (Valley Girl)
 
 Uh -huh
 
 That's right, Ondrya (Valley Girl)
 
 Uh -huh...
 
 I know (Valley Girl)
 
 It's like...
 
 I do not talk funny...
 
 I'm sure (Valley Girl)
 
 Whatsa matter with the way I talk? (Valley Girl)
 
 I am a VAL, I know
 
 But I live in like in a really good part of Encino so
 
 it's okay (Valley Girl)
 
 So like, I don't know
 
 I'm like freaking out totally
 
 Oh my God!
 
 
 
 Hi - I have to go to the orthodontist
 
 I'm getting my braces off, y'know
 
 But I have to wear a retainer
 
 That's going to be really like a total bummer
 
 I'm freaking out
 
 I'm SURE
 
 Like those things that like stick in your mouth
 
 They're so gross...
 
 You like get saliva all over them
 
 But like, I don't know, it's going to be cool, y'know
 
 So you can see my smile
 
 It'll be like really cool
 
 Except my like my teeth are like too small
 
 But NO BIGGIE...
 
 It's so AWESOME
 
 It's like TUBULAR, y'know
 
 Well, I'm not like really ugly or anything
 
 It's just like
 
 I don't know
 
 You know me, I'm like into like the clean stuff
 
 Like PAC-MAN and like, I don't know
 
 Like my mother like makes me do the dishes
 
 It's like so GROSS. . .
 
 Like all the stuff like sticks to the plates
 
 And its like, it's like somebody elses food, y'know
 
 It's like GRODY...
 
 GRODY TO THE MAX
 
 I'm sure
 
 It's like really nauseating
 
 Like BARF OUT
 
 GAG ME WITH A SPOON
 
 GROSS
 
 I am SURE
 
 TOTALLY...
 
 7980>
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 "Have I Offended Someone? [1997]"
 
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