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Artist/Band: Bobby Bare
Lyrics for Song: Drunk and Crazy
Lyrics for Album: Live at Gilley's [Atlantic] [1999]



(Shel Silverstein)



Well, hello everybody, I've come to say

I didn't come to stay, I just come to play

So lock all the doors and open up the wine

Tell all the pretty ladies to get in line.



'Cause I'm drunk and crazy

Drunk and crazy

Drunk and crazy

Gonna let the good times roll.



Way cross the room I see a fancy fox

I got the key to open up her lock

I slide across the floor like a greasy eel

I say, hey baby, tell me how do you feel.



I say, I'm drunk and crazy

Drunk and crazy

Drunk and crazy

Gonna let the good times roll.



--- Instrumental ---



Drunk and crazy

Drunk and crazy

Drunk and crazy

Gonna let the good times roll.



I was just about to put the cake in the oven

Look over my shoulder there's her big ol' husband

He was turnin' blue he was seein' red

He knocked me down slapped me round and stomped on my head.



Drunk and crazy

Drunk and crazy

Drunk and crazy

Gonna let the good times roll.



They got me to the hospital in the nick of time

I had fractured skull and a busted spine

When in come the doctor he could hardly stand

Got a bottle in his pocket and a scalpel in his hand.



And he was drunk and crazy

Drunk and crazy

Drunk and crazy

Gonna let the good times roll...


Album Lyrics: Live at Gilley's [Atlantic] [1999]


Bobby Bare
"Live at Gilley's [Atlantic] [1999]"


1. Drunk and Crazy
2. I've Never Gone to Bed With An Ugly Woman