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Bobby Bare Lyrics for Song: Sure Hit Songwriter's Pen
 Lyrics for Album: Lullabys, Legends and Lies (And More) [RLG Legacy] [2006]
 
 
 
 28062>(Shel Silverstein)
 
 
 
 I was hangin' round Nashville writin' songs
 
 And playin' them for all of the stars
 
 Watchin' them laugh and hand 'em back
 
 Livin' on hope and Hershey bars.
 
 
 
 So I pawned my guitar and bought a ticket home
 
 And I's a headin' for the trailway bus
 
 When I seen an old fountain pen layin' in the gutter
 
 So I stopped and picked it up.
 
 
 
 It was worn out and bent and cast aside
 
 Kinda sorta like myself
 
 So I sat down on the curb and wrote a little song
 
 That told the world how both of us felt.
 
 
 
 Then I run that song down the Music Row
 
 And before I had time to spit
 
 It's pitched and sold and cut for a record
 
 And movin' up the charts and damned it's a hit.
 
 
 
 So I wrote me another winner
 
 Then I wrote me a smash again
 
 And it's a flyin' off the ground 'cause I knew I found
 
 Me a sure hit songrwiter pen.
 
 
 
 So the songs they just kept a pourin' out
 
 And the money kept pourin' in
 
 Oh, I just couldn't miss all it took was a twist
 
 Of my sure hit songwriter's pen.
 
 
 
 Remember when I won the Grammy
 
 Then I won it again and again
 
 Well, none of you knew it was all due
 
 To my sure hit songwriter's pen.
 
 
 
 I was a darling of all of the ladies
 
 I was a hero among the men
 
 Makin' big dough, workin' rodeos and TV shows
 
 Me and my sure hit songwriter pen.
 
 
 
 But then one night in Wichita
 
 I was just comin' off of the stage
 
 Folks all lined up screamin' for my autograph
 
 And Lord, I was a nation rage.
 
 
 
 One little freckle faced girl was there
 
 She said I got no pencil sir
 
 So I signed it with my songwriter pen
 
 And then handed the pen back to her.
 
 
 
 Four o'clock that morning I woke up
 
 With the shakes and the bends
 
 With terror in my eyes 'cause good God, I realized
 
 I'd lost my sure hit songwriter pen.
 
 
 
 I offered rewards in papers
 
 And I pleaded on the sympathy line
 
 And a whole lotta folks sent a whole lotta pens
 
 But none of them pens was mine.
 
 
 
 So my songs got worse and my money ran out
 
 And so did all my good time friends
 
 And there was no doubt I was nothing without
 
 My long lost sure hit songwriter pen.
 
 
 
 So I rolled like a stone down old Skid Row
 
 Where I fed my blues on wine
 
 And I rest my chops in a two-bit flop
 
 And I tell my story for a drink or a dime.
 
 
 
 And I sleep with my shoes underneath my head
 
 Dream about days back then
 
 When I blazed my name across the sky
 
 With my sure hit songwriter pen.
 
 
 
 Somewhere in Wichita some little girl
 
 Who's a freckle faced and nine or ten
 
 Is doin' her arithmetic homework tonight
 
 With the sure hit songwriter's pen.
 
 
 
 I'll say God bless you honey
 
 You got yourself a sure hit songwriter pen there
 
 Write a song for me baby
 
 You got a sure hit songwriter pen.
 
 
 
 Send me some money
 
 You got a sure hit songwriter pen...
 
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| Album Lyrics: Lullabys, Legends and Lies (And More) [RLG Legacy] [2006] |  
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  Bobby Bare
 "Lullabys, Legends and Lies (And More) [RLG Legacy] [2006]"
 
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