Artist/Band:
Deep Purple
Lyrics for Song: Mary Long
Lyrics for Album: Other Songs - Deep Purple
Mary Long is a hypocrite.
She does all the things that she tells us not to do.
Selling filth from a corner shop,
And knitting patterns to the high street queue.
She paints roses, even makes them smell good,
And then she draws titties on the karzy wall.
She drowns kittens just to get a thrill and writes
Sermons in the Sunday chronicle.
How did you loose your virginity Mary Long?
When will you loose your stupidity Mary Long?
Mary told Johnny not to write such trash
And said it was a waste of public money.
She made a fuss they made apologies,
But everybody thought the show was funny.
When the nation knew youÂ’d had children,
It came as such a surprise
We really didnÂ’t know youÂ’d had it in you,
How you did it we can only surmise.
How did you loose your virginity Mary Long?
When will you loose your stupidity Mary Long?
(Instrumental)
Mary Long youÂ’re not alone,
But youÂ’re a long way behind the times.
What we do in full frontal view
Is more honest than your cleaned up mind
What IÂ’m saying Mary Long is,
If you can spare a minute;
Go find your friend the porny lord
Dig yourself a hole and jump in it.
How did you loose your virginity Mary Long?
When will you loose your stupidity Mary Long?
How did you loose your virginity Mary Long?
When will you loose your stupidity Mary Long?
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