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Lynn Anderson Lyrics for Song: The Auctioneer
 Lyrics for Album: With Love, from Lynn [Chart] [1969]
 
 
 
 12232>(Leroy VanDyke - Buddy Black)
 
 
 
 There was a boy in Arkansas who wouldn't listen to his ma
 
 When she told him that he should go to school
 
 He'd sneak away in the afternnon, take a little walk and pretty soon
 
 You'd find him at the local auction barn.
 
 
 
 Well, he'd stand and listened carefully
 
 Then pretty soon he began to see
 
 How the auctioneer could talk so rapidly
 
 He said, oh my, it's do or die, I've got to learn that auction cry.
 
 
 
 Gotta make my mark and be an auctioneer
 
 A 15 dollar bid and now 20 now
 
 Will you gimme 20 make it now 20 bi di di bom a 20 now
 
 Will you gimme 20 who da ba bi bi da 20 dollar bid.
 
 
 
 I got 20 dollar bid and now 25 now
 
 Will you gimme 25 make it now 25 bi di di bom a 25 now
 
 Will you gimme 25 who da ba bi bi da 25 dollar bid
 
 Well, as time went on he did his best
 
 And all could see he didn't jest.
 
 
 
 He practiced calling bids both night and day
 
 His pop would find him behind the barn
 
 Just working up an awful storm
 
 As he tried to imitate an auctioneer.
 
 
 
 His dad said son we just can't stand to have a mediocre man
 
 Sellin' things at action using our name
 
 We'll send you off to auction school
 
 And then you'll be nobody's fool
 
 You can take your place among the best.
 
 
 
 A 25 dollar bid and now 30 now
 
 Will you gimme 30 make it now 30 bi di di bom a 30 now
 
 Will you gimme 30 who da ba bi bi da 30 dollar bid
 
 A 30 dollar bid and now 35 now.
 
 
 
 Will you gimme 35 make it now 35 bi di di bom a 35 now
 
 Will you gimme 35 who da ba bi bi da 35 dollar bid
 
 So from that boy who went to school
 
 There grew a man who played it cool
 
 He came back home a full fledget auctioneer.
 
 
 
 And the the people came from miles around
 
 Just to hear him make that rhytmic sound
 
 That fill their hearts with such a happy cheer
 
 His fame spread out from shore to shore
 
 but he had all he could do and more
 
 Had to buy a plane to get around.
 
 
 
 Now he's the best in all the land
 
 Let's pause to give that man a hand
 
 He's the best of naughty auctioneers
 
 I got 35 dollar bid and now 40 dollar 40.
 
 
 
 Will you gimme 40 make it 40 bi di di bom a 40 dollar
 
 Will you gimme 40 who da ba bi bi da 40 dollar bid
 
 I got 40 dollar bid and now 45 dollar 45
 
 Will you gimme 45 make it 45 bi di di bom a 45 dollar
 
 Sold it out now for 45 dollar bid.
 
 
 
 Hey, well, all right sir
 
 40, 50, 50, 50, 50, 50
 
 50, 50, 50, 50, 50, 50
 
 I sold that hog for for a 50 bid...
 
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| Album Lyrics: With Love, from Lynn [Chart] [1969] |  
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  Lynn Anderson
 "With Love, from Lynn [Chart] [1969]"
 
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