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Artist/Band: Laurie Anderson
Lyrics for Song: The Mysterious j
Lyrics for Album: Other Songs - Laurie Anderson



In the book there are several chapters about women

talking and women writing.

Now it seems likely that men invented writing and wrote

what? Maybe ninety, maybe ninety-five percent of everything

that's ever been written. Oh there's the recent theory

that a woman, the mysterious "J",

wrote much of the Old Testament,

but only because God was portrayed in this book as

patriarchal, tyrannical and inconsistent,

the way presumably only a woman would write about a

man. But I think I can picture this "J" scribbling

away and laughing although the first time I saw the

Bible re-enacted was sometime in the 70s and there

was a cable TV show in the Midwest and Bible study

groups would act out parts of the Bible.

But these were pretty low budget productions and shot

in a church basement or somebody's ###160109 and all

the prophets had towels wrapped around their heads

for turbans, but you could see the tags,

the ones with the washing instructions,

sort of sticking out and back.

There were ver! y few women on these tapes.

They tended to be the odd shepherdess sort dancing girl bit part.

Then last year I was invited to perform in Israel and

I was very excited because I wanted to see Jerusalem

where this mysterious "J" had spent her life writing

and working and the Gulf War had made me even more

curious. So I did some asking around,

some informal research, and I talked to an Israeli

woman who was living in New York and she was really

having a hard time living there,

and she was always complaining about American men, and she'd say:



— You know, American men are such wimps,

I mean, they're always talking about their feelings.



And I said:



— They are?



And she said she really liked Israeli men because they

were so tough and because they all had guns and I said:



— Guns, you like guys with guns?



And she said she did and went on about how terrible

it was that Clinton wanted to reduce the army and she

was so animate about this that I started to get kind

of worried. Yeah, I thought,

yeah that's true, what are all these military people

going to do when they lose their jobs?

And then I thought, well, hang on,

we've got all these service industries now,

things like psychotherapy,

and the military approach to psychotherapy would really

be kind of perfect, really efficient and fast,

you know, listen, you are nothing,

you are a worm, and if you don't get that mother complex

out by 0400 hours you are dead meat.


Album Lyrics: Other Songs - Laurie Anderson


Laurie Anderson
"Other Songs - Laurie Anderson"


1. Baby Doll
2. Beautiful Red Dress
3. Blue Lagoon
4. Free Fall
5. Hiawatha
6. Kokoku
7. Late Show
8. Monkey's Paw
9. Radar
10. Ramon
11. Sharkey's Day
12. SharkeyS Night
13. The Guests
14. The Mysterious j