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Laurie Anderson Lyrics for Song: The Mysterious j
 Lyrics for Album: Other Songs - Laurie Anderson
 
 
 
 10293>In the book there are several chapters about women
 
 talking and women writing.
 
 Now it seems likely that men invented writing and wrote
 
 what? Maybe ninety, maybe ninety-five percent of everything
 
 that's ever been written. Oh there's the recent theory
 
 that a woman, the mysterious "J",
 
 wrote much of the Old Testament,
 
 but only because God was portrayed in this book as
 
 patriarchal, tyrannical and inconsistent,
 
 the way presumably only a woman would write about a
 
 man. But I think I can picture this "J" scribbling
 
 away and laughing although the first time I saw the
 
 Bible re-enacted was sometime in the 70s and there
 
 was a cable TV show in the Midwest and Bible study
 
 groups would act out parts of the Bible.
 
 But these were pretty low budget productions and shot
 
 in a church basement or somebody's ###160109 and all
 
 the prophets had towels wrapped around their heads
 
 for turbans, but you could see the tags,
 
 the ones with the washing instructions,
 
 sort of sticking out and back.
 
 There were ver! y few women on these tapes.
 
 They tended to be the odd shepherdess sort dancing girl bit part.
 
 Then last year I was invited to perform in Israel and
 
 I was very excited because I wanted to see Jerusalem
 
 where this mysterious "J" had spent her life writing
 
 and working and the Gulf War had made me even more
 
 curious. So I did some asking around,
 
 some informal research, and I talked to an Israeli
 
 woman who was living in New York and she was really
 
 having a hard time living there,
 
 and she was always complaining about American men, and she'd say:
 
 
 
 — You know, American men are such wimps,
 
 I mean, they're always talking about their feelings.
 
 
 
 And I said:
 
 
 
 — They are?
 
 
 
 And she said she really liked Israeli men because they
 
 were so tough and because they all had guns and I said:
 
 
 
 — Guns, you like guys with guns?
 
 
 
 And she said she did and went on about how terrible
 
 it was that Clinton wanted to reduce the army and she
 
 was so animate about this that I started to get kind
 
 of worried. Yeah, I thought,
 
 yeah that's true, what are all these military people
 
 going to do when they lose their jobs?
 
 And then I thought, well, hang on,
 
 we've got all these service industries now,
 
 things like psychotherapy,
 
 and the military approach to psychotherapy would really
 
 be kind of perfect, really efficient and fast,
 
 you know, listen, you are nothing,
 
 you are a worm, and if you don't get that mother complex
 
 out by 0400 hours you are dead meat.
 
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