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Artist/Band: They Might Be Giants
Lyrics for Song: Banana Slugs
Lyrics for Album: Other Songs - They Might Be Giants



The banana slugs are out in force,

They make a tastey meal of course.

Suck them dry when first you meet,

They're also easy to re-heat.



I like to call them 'nana slugs,

They're easier to catch than bugs.

Banana slugs will be your meal,

In methods that I will re-veal.



Boil, bake them, shake and bake them,

Nibble on their heads and make them

Ewwy, gooy, rich and chewy,

Cook 'em in a wok, chop sewi.



Fry them after lightly breading,

All the vitamens you are getting

When you see them seem like dribble,

Once you see how much the srivel.



They're only bitter on the outside;

When you put them in a blender

You will render a meal

You well remember for trhe rest of your life.



Boiling makes a soup that's yummy

Slightly crawl around your tummy,

As they try to get out you will scream and scream and scream.



Before they come out of your throat

You must create a salty moat;

When they touch salt you're vitly dribbled,

Down your stomach; it will tickle.



A couple scoops of ice cream, and some chocolate

Will give you a real banana split!

You can make them into milkshakes,

But you've got to remember-

To clean out the blender (stick to the sides)



Once, when I was standing outside, barefoot, enjoying a pleasenthly moist day, I discovered a banana slug on my foot, trying to eat my toe. Sudderly, I noticed more banana slugs coming my way. I ran screaming from the horacious horrid, as I still do to this day, whenever I find myself barefoot, outdoor, and see a banana slug. In fact, I believe banana slugs to be one of the most vicious and athological predator preadators of human beings on the planet; there are only two reasons why we don't hear more horror stories of banana slug-related deaths. First; they arn't very smart; they can't plan ahead, use tools, or lure their pray with suddle bait. Second; and this is the important thing to remember if you ever find yourself in a life-treatening situation where a banana slug has the upper hand; they are very, very, slow.



Chop them, pound them,

Slice and dice them,

Flabba beans will do quite nicley,

You can even make them into Julian fries.



Any way that you prepare them,

Works quite well, I shouldn't tell you,

That you parents feed you slugs

And call it stew.



My 'nana slugs, I'll share with you,

But only if you ask me to.

I think that I'll go have a snack,

Please sing this son't 'till I get back.


Album Lyrics: Other Songs - They Might Be Giants


They Might Be Giants
"Other Songs - They Might Be Giants"


1. 200 SBemails
2. 25 O'clock
3. Albany
4. All Alone
5. Am I Awake?
6. Anaheim
7. Arkansas
8. Asbury Park
9. Asheville
10. Authenticity Trip
11. Banana Slugs
12. Baroque Hoedown
13. Battle For The Planet Of The Apes (Hidden)
14. Be As
15. Brain Problem Situation
16. Brainwashin' Our Fighting Boys
17. Bread Hair
18. Brooklyn
19. Cabbagetown
20. Cast Your Pod to the Wind
21. Charlottesville
22. Christmas Cards
23. Concrete & Clay
24. Confusing The Mind
25. Courage The Cowardly Dog
26. Cupid
27. Dallas
28. Dee Dee and Dexter
29. Disappointing Show
30. Dollar For Dollar
31. Don't Spare the Rock
32. Doom Doom
33. Existential Blues
34. Feast Of Lights
35. Glasgow
36. Hell Hotel
37. Hey Everybody
38. Hiya
39. How Much Cake Can You Eat
40. How Now Dark Cloud?
41. I Need Some Lovin
42. I'm All You Can Think About
43. I'm Sick (Of This American Life)
44. Infatuation
45. Introduction To A Broken Heart
46. It's Not Me It's You
47. Living Doll
48. Lonley American Nights
49. Los Angeles
50. Love Is Eternity
51. Maine
52. Mario Speaks
53. Marty Beller Mask
54. Monday Morning
55. Money For Dope
56. Monsters Of Mud
57. Mosh Momken Abadon
58. Mountain Flowers
59. Moving To The Sun
60. Mrs. Cinderella
61. Mrs. Train
62. Nevada
63. Next Plane To London
64. Now I Know
65. O Tannenbaum
66. O We
67. Ondine
68. One More Parade
69. Oranges Testamonial
70. Oregon
71. Outboard Part Of Man
72. Pennsylvania
73. Pittsburgh
74. Pretty Girls
75. Put Your Hand on the Computer
76. Read A Book
77. Rest Awhile
78. Rock Club
79. Rocket Ship
80. Saturday People
81. Sensurround
82. Siftin
83. Somebody Took My Eyeball
84. Somebody's Body
85. South Carolina
86. Stormy Pinkness
87. Taste the Fame
88. The Army's Tired Now
89. The Feel Good Sublet
90. The Fellowship of Hell
91. The Lion Sleeps Tonight
92. The Summer Breeze
93. The Sun Is A Mass Of Incandescent Gas
94. The Writings On The Wall
95. There's A Great Big Beautiful Tomorrow
96. This Ape's For You (Hidden)
97. Through Being Cool
98. Tigerella
99. Tiny Doctors
100. Tippecanoe and Tyler Too
101. Truth In Your Words
102. Unforgotten
103. Usted Es Muy Loco
104. Vancouver
105. We Just Go Nuts At Christmastime
106. We Live in a Dump
107. Welcome To The Jungle
108. When Tornadoes Take Over The World
109. Whirlpool
110. Words Are Like
111. Your Mom's Alright