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John Denver Lyrics for Song: The Ballad Of Gary Hart
 Lyrics for Album: Other Songs - John Denver
 
 
 
 26232>Who's that running down the alley
 
 In the dark of Friday night
 
 
 
 As he zippers up his trousers
 
 In the inky slinky light
 
 
 
 Why, of course, it's good old Gary
 
 Leaping over someone's fence
 
 Yes, it's good old Gary Hart
 
 I wouldn't keep you in suspense
 
 
 
 He likes going out to parties
 
 He likes being a rolling stone
 
 
 
 And he ran things for McGovern
 
 So I guess we should have known
 
 
 
 He likes warm and willing women
 
 He likes being where they are
 
 He couldn't sing, he couldn't dance
 
 But he just had to be a star
 
 
 
 So he went into the Politics Game
 
 Yes, he went into the politics game
 
 Warren Beatty told him "looky"
 
 You can get a lot of nookie
 
 If you get into the politics game
 
 
 
 When he made it to the Senate
 
 Gary started making hay
 
 
 
 Gary started making nearly
 
 Everything that came his way
 
 
 
 He liked taking a position
 
 But when all is said and done
 
 Gary's favorite position
 
 Was the missionary one
 
 
 
 Jimmy Dean was Gary's hero
 
 And he studied him with care
 
 
 
 How he stood and how he walked
 
 And even how he wore his hair
 
 
 
 But the thing that moved him most
 
 And made him swear he'd never fail
 
 If he made it to the White House
 
 Think of all the chicks he'd nail
 
 
 
 So he went into the Politics Game
 
 Yes, he went into the politics game
 
 Warren Beatty told him "looky"
 
 You can get a lot of nookie
 
 If you get into the politics game
 
 
 
 Well, he met her at a party
 
 And her name was Donna Rice
 
 
 
 She was Gary's kind of woman
 
 She was pure "Miami Vice"
 
 
 
 She thought he was Gary Collins
 
 And could get her on TV
 
 She suggested monkey business
 
 And the rest is history
 
 
 
 When they caught him makin' whooppee
 
 And the campaign had to cease
 
 
 
 Gary went into seclusion
 
 He just had to find some peace
 
 
 
 He's been out in Colorado
 
 Since, I can't remember when
 
 But he must be gettin' horny
 
 'Cause he's runnin' once again
 
 
 
 So he's running into the Politics Game
 
 Yes, he's running into the politics game
 
 Warren Beatty told him "looky"
 
 You can get a lot of nookie
 
 If you get into the politics game
 
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