SEARCH HERE: BROWSE 409412 LYRICS BY ARTIST/BAND NAME: #A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z SITE MENU Last Updates Request Lyrics Submit / Correct Popularity Charts VISITORS Login / Register Your Thoughts My Playlists [ More NOFX lyrics ] add to playlist     see a mistake?    comment Artist/Band: NOFX Lyrics for Song: Canada Has Better Heroin Lyrics for Album: Other Songs - NOFX The beer is better in Canada The people are better in Canada The hockey players are better in Canada But America has better hockey teams. The ecstasy is better in Canada The weed is better in Canada I hear the heroin is stronger in Canada But America has better cocaine The Prostitutes are Cheaper in Canada The strip clubs are cleaner in Canada Blow jobs cost 10 dollars in Canada But America has better crack cocaine. Album Lyrics: Other Songs - NOFX NOFX "Other Songs - NOFX" 1. Gin And Juice 2. Glass War 3. Green Corn [Warped Tour Version] 4. Happy Break Up Song 5. I Gotta Pee 6. I Gotta Pee [Surfer Version] 7. Idiot Son Of An Asshole 8. Jaw, Knee, Music 9. One Way Ticket To Fuckneckville 10. Punk Song 11. Scavenger 12. Six Pack Girls By Nofx 13. Stand By Me (Punk Cover) 14. Take Two Placebos And U Can Call Me Lame 15. Thank Gog It's Monday By Nofx 16. The Decline 17. The Plan 18. Vanilla Sex Nofx 19. We Don't Play Ska Anymore 20. Whoah On The Whoahs 21. Wore Out The Soles Of My Party Boots 22. You Drink, You Drive, You Spill 23. Your Bleeding By Nofx 24. Canada Has Better Heroin 25. Germ Free Adolescent 26. I Want You To Want Me 27. My Penis 28. Olive Me 29. Open Your Eyes 30. The Kkk Took My Baby Away (Ramones Cover)