SEARCH HERE: BROWSE 409412 LYRICS BY ARTIST/BAND NAME: #A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z SITE MENU Last Updates Request Lyrics Submit / Correct Popularity Charts VISITORS Login / Register Your Thoughts My Playlists [ More NOFX lyrics ] add to playlist     see a mistake?    comment Artist/Band: NOFX Lyrics for Song: I Wanna Be An Alcoholic Lyrics for Album: The Longest Ep [2010] I wanna be an alcoholic I wanna be co-drug dependent I wanna be sedated most of the time I wanna sing, I wanna dance I wanna pass out and wet my pants I wanna be an alcoholic man Album Lyrics: The Longest Ep [2010] NOFX "The Longest Ep [2010]" 1. 13 Stitches 2. A200 Club 3. Co-Dependence Day 4. Cokie the Clown 5. Concerns Of A Gop Neo-Phyte (Wrong Version) 7. Everything In Moderation (Especially Moderation) 8. Fermented And Flailing 9. Glass War 10. Golden Boys 11. Hardcore 84 12. I Wanna Be An Alcoholic 13. I'm Going To Hell For This One 14. I've Become A Cliché 15. Jaw, Knee, Music 16. Kill All The White Man 17. My Name's Bud (And My Sister's Mary-Jane) 18. My Orphan Year 19. On The Rag 21. Remnants 22. S&M Airlines 23. Shut Up Already 24. Straight Outta Massachusetts 25. Stranded 26. The Death Of John Smith 27. The Longest Line 28. The Punk Song 30. You're Wrong