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Artist/Band: NOFX
Lyrics for Song: New Boobs
Lyrics for Album: Ribbed [1991]



Something is lacking, I'm not attracting

My boobs are not as big as I want them to be

I want 36D



I'm not receiving enough affection

Gonna get me a silicon injection

And fulfil my dreams, burst outta my seams



My social life is pathetic, I can't find a man

What I need is cosmetic surgery

Be the best I can be



Proteins and milkshakes, mass vitamin consumption

Who needs to diet when liposuction is painless and quick

Local anesthetic



Now my body is a model

A flawless perfection

I most certainly will cause an erection wherever I go

But I still don't know



The reason why I can't find a mate

Guys I meet ejaculate

Then leave through the door

I can't take anymore


Album Lyrics: Ribbed [1991]


NOFX
"Ribbed [1991]"


1. Brain Constipation
2. Cheese
3. El Lay
4. Food, Sex & Ewe
5. I Don't Want You Around
6. Just The Flu
7. New Boobs
8. The Malachi Crunch
9. Where's My Slice