Artist/Band: 
Screeching Weasel 
Lyrics for Song: Psychiatrist 
Lyrics for Album: Boogadaboogadaboogada [1988]
  
               
  3359>Johnny got upset and drank a bottle of Sea Breeze
  Mommy figured out he wasn't too happy
  The family looks nice beu they're rotting inside
  They all hate eachother but nobody knows why
 
 
  So they go to the shrink he says,
  "You're very nice people but Johnny causes problems
  and negative feelings, he really needs help."
  And then mommy starts crying.
  "But if you give me your checkbook we can hospitalize him."
  CH: Made dependent on a doctor for your mental hell
  The ritulin pills are gonna make you well
  6 weeks of bliss, your emotional fix
  Then give daddy the bill for the therapy swill
 
 
  Your doc is your drug he's got your medication
  He gets through to you better when you're under sedation
  Something from your past that he won't let relax
  You wish you were dead but he makes your time last
  So you sit in the day room and watch a TV
  You're never alone, under close scrutiny
  Don't cause any problems, you'll end up on your back
  Chock full of thorazine and trapped like a rat
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