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Artist/Band: Jean Shepard
Lyrics for Song: Two Whoops and a Holler
Lyrics for Album: The Melody Ranch Girl [Bear Family (Germany)] [1996]



(Joe Franklin)



How come a man can fight and cuss

And smoke and drink and chew

Step out on their wives and do

The things they shouldn't do.



But it's all writin' in public side

They say he's just a man

But if a woman does funny little things

She's not worth a ?d?a?m?n.



Two woops and a holler

She's lower than a hound

If she drinks or smokes or tells the jokes

He's a lowest thing in town.



A woman has to dress the kids

And send them off to school

And do her best in every way

To live the golden rule.



The responssibility she has

Is much more than a man

But if she does one foolish little things

She's not worth a d?a?m?n.



Two woops and a holler

She's lower than a hound

If she drinks or smokes or tells the jokes

He's a lowest thing in town.



--- Instrumental ---



If all the gals would stick by me

We'd change the world around

We'd make the men walk on their knees

And sleep out on the ground.



What I'm really tryin' to say

And I know you'll understand

The women up to rule the world

'Cause a man ain't worth a d?a?m?n.



Two woops and a holler

They're lower than a hound

I hope they croak, it ain't no joke

They're the lowest thing in town.



They're the lowest thing in town...


Napaca.