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Artist/Band: Jean Shepard
Lyrics for Song: Two Whoops and a Holler
Lyrics for Album: The Melody Ranch Girl [Bear Family (Germany)] [1996]



(Joe Franklin)



How come a man can fight and cuss

And smoke and drink and chew

Step out on their wives and do

The things they shouldn't do.



But it's all writin' in public side

They say he's just a man

But if a woman does funny little things

She's not worth a ?d?a?m?n.



Two woops and a holler

She's lower than a hound

If she drinks or smokes or tells the jokes

He's a lowest thing in town.



A woman has to dress the kids

And send them off to school

And do her best in every way

To live the golden rule.



The responssibility she has

Is much more than a man

But if she does one foolish little things

She's not worth a d?a?m?n.



Two woops and a holler

She's lower than a hound

If she drinks or smokes or tells the jokes

He's a lowest thing in town.



--- Instrumental ---



If all the gals would stick by me

We'd change the world around

We'd make the men walk on their knees

And sleep out on the ground.



What I'm really tryin' to say

And I know you'll understand

The women up to rule the world

'Cause a man ain't worth a d?a?m?n.



Two woops and a holler

They're lower than a hound

I hope they croak, it ain't no joke

They're the lowest thing in town.



They're the lowest thing in town...


Album Lyrics: The Melody Ranch Girl [Bear Family (Germany)] [1996]


Jean Shepard
"The Melody Ranch Girl [Bear Family (Germany)] [1996]"


1. Act Like a Married Man
2. Ain't You Ashamed
3. Beautiful Lies
4. Big Midnight Special
5. Blues Stay Away from Me
6. Born to Lose
7. Cigarettes and Coffee Blues
8. Crying Steel Guitar Waltz
9. Don't Fall in Love With a Married Man
10. Foggy River
11. Franklin County Moonshine
12. Girls in Disgrace
13. Got You on My Mind
14. Half a Mind
15. I Can't Cry Him Away
16. I Can't Stop Loving You
17. I Don't Apologize for Loving You
18. I Hate Myself
19. I Learned It All from You
20. I Love You Because
21. I Married You for Love
22. I'd Rather Die Young
23. I'll Hold You in My Heart
24. I'll Never Be Free
25. I've Got to Talk to Mary
26. If You Haven't, You Can't Feel the Way I Do
27. It Was Too Late
28. Just Call Me Lonesome
29. Let Me Be the Judge
30. Loose Talk
31. Memory
32. Mockin' Bird Hill
33. More to Love Than This
34. My Wedding Ring
35. One White Rose
36. Someone's Gotta Cry
37. Sweet Temptation
38. Take Possession
39. That's What It's Like to Be Lonesome
40. The Root of All Evil (Is a Man)
41. The Weak and the Strong
42. Two Voices, Two Shadows, Two Faces
43. Two Whoops and a Holler
44. Under Suspicion
45. Under Your Spell Again
46. When Two Worlds Collide
47. When Your House Is Not a Home
48. Why Did You Wait
49. You Can't Break the Chains of Love
50. You Win Again
51. You'd Better Go
52. You're Calling Me Sweetheart Again
53. You're Telling Me Sweet Lies Again