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Artist/Band: Of Montreal
Lyrics for Song: The Blank Husband Epidemic
Lyrics for Album: Aldhil's Arboretum [2002]



My Auntie Eleanor had a very unhappy husband

who hated his job and hated his life

So he wanted to drive his tan Chevy

off of a bridge because he hated his car

and he hated his life



He couldn't silence the ever present thought

"I'm doing all I can yet I'm an unsuccessful man"

And his heart was blank

don't we know what blank people are good for

what they are good for?



My Auntie Eleanor had a very unhappy husband

who just couldn't escape or catch a break

So he wanted to ride his bike

blindfolded into traffic

cause he hated his bike and he hated his life

His heart was consumed with guilt

from the knowledge he had not

become a successful man

he was an unsuccessful man

and his heart was blank

don't we know what blank people are good for

what they are good for?



Till one day my Auntie introduced him

to her friend named Gwendoline

and she must have made a stunning first impression

because he left my Auntie

and never came back again leaving with Gwendoline

But my Auntie didn't care

she knew she could find

another blank husband anywhere

by God they're everywhere



My Auntie Eleanor had a very unhappy husband


Album Lyrics: Aldhil's Arboretum [2002]


Of Montreal
"Aldhil's Arboretum [2002]"


1. A Question For Emily Foreman
2. An Ode To The Nocturnal Muse
3. Death Dance Of Omipapas And Sons For You
4. Doing Nothing
5. Isn't It Nice?
6. Jennifer Louise
7. Kid Without Claws
8. Kissing In The Grass
9. Natalie And Effie In The Park
10. Old People In The Cemetery
11. Pancakes For One
12. Predictably Sulking Sara
13. The Blank Husband Epidemic
14. We Are Destroying The Song