SEARCH HERE: BROWSE 409412 LYRICS BY ARTIST/BAND NAME: #A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z SITE MENU Last Updates Request Lyrics Submit / Correct Popularity Charts VISITORS Login / Register Your Thoughts My Playlists [ More Cyndi Lauper lyrics ] add to playlist     see a mistake?    comment Artist/Band: Cyndi Lauper Lyrics for Song: Lactose Intolerant Lyrics for Album: Other Songs - Cyndi Lauper (to the tune of Time after Time) I lack the enzymes To properly digest lactose I can't drink cow's milk I can't drink milk from a goat Yogurt, cottage cheese Make me throw up Please no cream in my cup (x2) My stomach is swelling I am lactose --- intolerant My throat is constricting I am lactose --- intolerant Album Lyrics: Other Songs - Cyndi Lauper Cyndi Lauper "Other Songs - Cyndi Lauper" 1. If I Could Turn Back Time (Live) 2. Baby Workout 3. Box Of Rain 4. Boys Will Be Boys 5. Carey 6. Cold Sky 7. Cyrus In The Moonlight 8. Disco Inferno 9. Don't Know 10. Edge Of The Earth 11. Flyer 12. Hang On Sloopy 13. He's A Rebel 14. Hey Bulldog 15. Hound Dog 16. I Pity The Fool 17. I Want A Mom That Will Last Forever 18. If By Chance 19. Immigrant Song 20. Jim Jive 21. Keep On Knocking 22. Lactose Intolerant 23. Lipstick On Your Collar 24. Little Drummer Boy 25. Love Me All Over 26. Magazine Cover 27. Mary's Boy Child 28. Maybe I'm Amazed 29. Midnight Radio 30. Mincing Words 31. Moments Like This 32. No One's Home 33. Put On Your Green Shoes 34. River Deep Mountain High 35. Roll Over Beethoven 36. Shining Star 37. Still With Me 38. Sunny Side Of The Street 39. That Someone 40. The More I See You 41. Twilight Eyes 42. Walk Away Renee 43. White Man's Melody 44. Wild Women Don't Get The Blues 45. Winter Lovers 46. Working Class Hero 47. You Make Loving Fun 48. Zero Landmine