SEARCH HERE: BROWSE 409412 LYRICS BY ARTIST/BAND NAME: #A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z SITE MENU Last Updates Request Lyrics Submit / Correct Popularity Charts VISITORS Login / Register Your Thoughts My Playlists [ More AC/DC lyrics ] add to playlist     see a mistake?    comment Artist/Band: AC/DC Lyrics for Song: Damned Lyrics for Album: Stiff Upper Lip [1999] Don't smoke don't fight don't light no cigarettes Or else you'll wind up in the can No jokes no rights sit tight don't fool around You are a guest of Uncle Sam Stand up look right don't slouch and stand at ease Allow no sex above the knees When I snap you jump into the master plan I'll be damned Well I'll be damned I'll be damned if I drink or smoke Damned if I steal your joke I'll be damned if I go for broke Damned if I do Damned if I don't Don't talk don't fool don't try to mess around I'll make a monkey outta you You sign your name right on that dotted line boy I'll be damned I'll be damned if I drink or smoke Damned if I steal your joke I'll be damned if I go for broke Damned if I do And damned if I don't, yeah Come on I'll be damned if I drink or smoke Damned if I steal your joke I'll be damned if I go for broke I'm damned if I do I'm damned if I don't I'll be damned if I drink or smoke Damned if I steal your joke I'll be damned if I go for broke I'm damned if I do I'm damned if I don't I'll be damned I'll be damned I'll be damned I'll be damned I'll be damned I'll be damned Album Lyrics: Stiff Upper Lip [1999] AC/DC "Stiff Upper Lip [1999]" 1. All Screwed Up 2. Can't Stand Still 3. Can't Stop Rock 'N' Roll 4. Come And Get It 5. Damned 6. Give It Up 7. Hold Me Back 8. House Of Jazz 9. Meltdown 10. Safe In New York City 11. Satellite Blues 12. Stiff Upper Lip