| Artist/Band: 
Less Than Jake Lyrics for Song: Son Of Dick
 Lyrics for Album: Goodbye Blue and White [2002]
 
 
 
 2914>Son of Dick
 
 
 
 Well Dick's son has his CD's in neat lines
 
 and has a dad that reads every sign and says
 
 "I only drive 62.5"
 
 well I, yeah I don't really mind
 
 his coordinated closet and his folded clothes
 
 but who left the bullet in the mashed potatoes?
 
 
 
 [Chorus:]
 
 Well why's everybody sweating me
 
 because I go to Dairy Queen
 
 well why's everybody sweating me
 
 I'm just the son of Dick Ramsbee
 
 
 
 His dad boils water by time
 
 and measures sugar by the line
 
 who tours the country in a winnebago
 
 well his dad's an anal guy
 
 and his roomate's stalked by the FBI
 
 "Who put the shotgun underneath the sofa?"
 
 Hal put the shotgun underneath the sofa
 
 
 
 [Chorus]
 
 
 
 I'm son of Dick
 
 I'm son of Dick
 
 I
 
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