SEARCH HERE: BROWSE 409412 LYRICS BY ARTIST/BAND NAME: #A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z SITE MENU Last Updates Request Lyrics Submit / Correct Popularity Charts VISITORS Login / Register Your Thoughts My Playlists [ More Gwar lyrics ] add to playlist     see a mistake?    comment Artist/Band: Gwar Lyrics for Song: First Rule Is Lyrics for Album: Carnival Of Chaos [1997] OUTSIDE BOMBS EXPLODE I AM SITTING ON THE COMMODE SOON THEY'LL REACH THE DAY-CARE CENTER SOON THEY'LL BAG THE SMASHED PLACENTA THANKS FOR THE COOKIES MOM SENT YA FIRST RULE IS THERE IS NO FIRST FIRST RULE IS THERE IS NO FIRST FIRST RULE IS THERE IS NO FIRST RULE NO FIRST RULE NO FIRST RULE NO FIRST RULE NO FIRST THEY GIVE US NO REASON TO FIRE THE GUN THEY THINK WE'RE IN SEASON MEN THINK IT'S FUN BUT I THOUGHT GOD SAID NOT - TO KILL ANYONE I THINK YOU'RE LIVING A LIE CAUSE PEOPLE DIE ALL THE TIME AND THEY DONT SEEM TO MIND I THINK YOUR LIVING A LIE OUTSIDE BOMBS EXPLODE I AM SITTING ON THE COMMODE SOON THEY'LL REACH THE DAY-CARE CENTER SOON THEY'LL BAG THE SMASHED PLACENTA THANKS FOR THE COOKIES MOM SENT YA FIRST RULE IS THERE IS NO FIRST FIRST RULE IS THERE IS NO FIRST FIRST RULE IS THERE IS NO FIRST RULE NO FIRST RULE NO FIRST RULE NO FIRST RULE NO FIRST Album Lyrics: Carnival Of Chaos [1997] Gwar "Carnival Of Chaos [1997]" 1. Antarctican Drinking Song 2. Back To Iraq 3. Billy Bad Ass 4. Don't Need A Man 5. Endless Apocalypse 6. First Rule Is 7. Gonna Kill You 8. Hate Love Songs 9. I Suck On My Thumb 10. If I Could Be That 11. In Her Fear 12. Let's Blame The Lightman 13. Letter From The Scallop Boat 14. Penguin Attack 15. Pre-Skool Prostitute 16. Sammy 17. Sex Cow 18. The Private Pain Of Techno Destructo