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Artist/Band: Bowling for Soup
Lyrics for Song: 99 Biker Friends
Lyrics for Album: The Great Burrito Extortion Case [2007]



Such a big man

Such a little chick

I think it all goes back to your tiny

Pick-up truck in the driveway

With a sticker on the window

"Rest in Peace Number 3"

Tell all your friends

How you put her in her place

7 pounds of makeup

Just to hide her beat up face

Such a pretty face



It takes a tough man to slap her around

Such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down

She's wearing shades but we all see

Behind the tinted glass

And I've got 99 biker friends

That wanna kick your ass



You tell her that you're sorry

Blame it on the beer

Your dad was mean to you

Your friends think you're an asshole

And I do too

Over compensatin' for your small shoes

Taking her away but you won't say when

Hold her in your arms

Tell her this won't happen again

When will this end?



Well it takes a tough man to slap her around

Such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down

She's wearing shades but we all see

Behind the tinted glass

And I've got 99 biker friends

That wanna kick your ass



I wish Bruce Lee was here right now

With his trusty nun-chucks

Chuck Norris is still alive

So let's call up Walker, Texas Ranger

All the dudes from "Danger, Danger"

Let's get the A-Team

50 Cent with his bling-bling

And a couple of prison guards



It takes a tough man to slap her around

Such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down

You're such a tough guy

She's wearing shades but we all see

Behind the tinted glass

And I've got 99 biker friends

That wanna kick your ass



(99 biker friends)

I hope that you can run fast

(just wanna mention this)

Start runnin' now

(99 biker friends)

just wanna mention this

(just wanna mention this)

We're gonna kick your ass


Album Lyrics: The Great Burrito Extortion Case [2007]


Bowling for Soup
"The Great Burrito Extortion Case [2007]"


1. 99 Biker Friends
2. A Friendly Goodbye
3. Don't Let It Be Love
4. Epiphany
5. Everyday's A Saturday
6. Friends Like You
7. I'm Gay
8. If You Came Back to Me
9. Love Sick Stomach Ache (Sugar Coated Accident)
10. Luckiest Loser
11. Much More Beautiful Person
12. No Opinion (acoustic)
13. Val Kilmer
14. Why Don't I Miss You