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Bowling for Soup 
Lyrics for Song: 99 Biker Friends 
Lyrics for Album: The Great Burrito Extortion Case [2007]
  
               
  11854>Such a big man
  Such a little chick
  I think it all goes back to your tiny
  Pick-up truck in the driveway
  With a sticker on the window
  "Rest in Peace Number 3"
  Tell all your friends
  How you put her in her place
  7 pounds of makeup
  Just to hide her beat up face
  Such a pretty face
 
 
  It takes a tough man to slap her around
  Such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down
  She's wearing shades but we all see
  Behind the tinted glass
  And I've got 99 biker friends
  That wanna kick your ass
 
 
  You tell her that you're sorry
  Blame it on the beer
  Your dad was mean to you
  Your friends think you're an asshole
  And I do too
  Over compensatin' for your small shoes
  Taking her away but you won't say when
  Hold her in your arms
  Tell her this won't happen again
  When will this end?
 
 
  Well it takes a tough man to slap her around
  Such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down
  She's wearing shades but we all see
  Behind the tinted glass
  And I've got 99 biker friends
  That wanna kick your ass
 
 
  I wish Bruce Lee was here right now
  With his trusty nun-chucks
  Chuck Norris is still alive
  So let's call up Walker, Texas Ranger
  All the dudes from "Danger, Danger"
  Let's get the A-Team
  50 Cent with his bling-bling
  And a couple of prison guards
 
 
  It takes a tough man to slap her around
  Such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down
  You're such a tough guy
  She's wearing shades but we all see
  Behind the tinted glass
  And I've got 99 biker friends
  That wanna kick your ass
 
 
  (99 biker friends)
  I hope that you can run fast
  (just wanna mention this)
  Start runnin' now
  (99 biker friends)
  just wanna mention this
  (just wanna mention this)
  We're gonna kick your ass
  11854> |    
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| Album Lyrics: The Great Burrito Extortion Case [2007] | 
 
   Bowling for Soup 
"The Great Burrito Extortion Case [2007]"
 
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