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Artist/Band: Bowling for Soup
Lyrics for Song: Assman
Lyrics for Album: Rock On Honorable Ones!!! [1999]



I tried to break into your house on Friday night

I got attacked by your big dog

I tried to play my guitar at your window side

Your mother said it was her room



I didn't know it!

I didn't know it!

I didn't know it!

I didn't know it!



I left my phone off of the hook one friday night

You got pissed off and called my friend.

I tried all week to figure why we had a fight

What did I say that wasn't right



I didn't know it!

I didn't know it!

I didn't know it!

I didn't know it!



Why don't you be my one and only friend

Why don't you be my sidekick

You be Robin and I'll try to be Batman

You be Paul to my Letterman

(Your're Yoko Ono I'm John Lennon)

(You be Marrie I'll Donnie Osmond)

(You're Emmitt Smith and I'll Troy Aikman)



I waited for you once to pick me up from work

You never showed and I was stuck

I left a message with your dad that I came by

He said you had another guy



I didn't know it!

I didn't know it!

I didn't know it!

I didn't know it!



Why don't you be my one and only friend

Why don't you be my sidekick

You be Robin and I'll try to be Batman

(You be Marrie I'll Donnie Osmond)


Album Lyrics: Rock On Honorable Ones!!! [1999]


Bowling for Soup
"Rock On Honorable Ones!!! [1999]"


1. 2113
2. Ack!!
3. Assman
4. Captain Hook
5. Corndog
6. Friday
7. I Don't Know
8. Kool-Aid
9. Milo
10. Thespian
11. Wisk