SEARCH HERE: BROWSE 409412 LYRICS BY ARTIST/BAND NAME: #A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z SITE MENU Last Updates Request Lyrics Submit / Correct Popularity Charts VISITORS Login / Register Your Thoughts My Playlists [ More Chris LeDoux lyrics ] add to playlist     see a mistake?    comment Artist/Band: Chris LeDoux Lyrics for Song: Honky Tonk World Lyrics for Album: Other Songs - Chris LeDoux There used to be a time candlelight and wine Was all that a woman would need Man you were a winner if you took her out to dinner Or a movie she wanted to see But the world has turned and it's time you learned That the old ain't working no more Yeah the rules have changed it's brand new game And buddy if you want to score You've got to get off the couch get out of the house Long about Friday night Shine up your boots polish up your moves If you want to keep her satisfied Oh a little bump and grind will do it every time If you want to keep your little girl But you don't stand a chance 'Less you take her out and dance 'Cause we're living in a honky tonk world Well sooner or later all you couch potatoes Where you're gonna be the lonely one And if you want good lovin' then you gotta keep up And you better know your Brook's from your Dunn's Don't even think that your Engelbert Humperdink Record's gonna turn her on 'Cause Mister you can bet if you don't know the steps Then you're gonna get left at home You've got to get off the couch get out of the house Long about Friday night Shine up your boots polish up your moves If you want to keep her satisfied You know a little bump and grind will do it every time If you want to keep your little girl But you don't stand a chance 'Less you take her out and dance 'Cause we're living in a honky tonk world Now if you were cro-magnon you'd be draggin' Them woman by the hair to your cave You'd be down on your knees citing them soliloquies Back in Romeo's day Yeah you'd be kind of nifty if we were in the Fifties And you had a cool car to drive But we're living in the Nineties so you better shake your hiney Or you're gonna get left behind You've got to get off the couch get out of the house Long about Friday night Shine up your boots polish up your moves If you want to keep her satisfied You know a little bump and grind will do it every time If you want to keep your little girl But you don't stand a chance 'Less you take her out and dance 'Cause we're living in a honky tonk world No you don't stand a chance 'Less you take her out and dance 'Cause we're living in a honky tonk world Album Lyrics: Other Songs - Chris LeDoux Chris LeDoux "Other Songs - Chris LeDoux" 1. (ghost) Riders In The Sky 2. A Cowboys Just Got To 3. Album Intro 4. All Round Cowboy 5. Bang A Drum 6. Between The Rainbows And The Rain 7. Blizzard 8. Blue Bonnet Blues 9. Born In Mississippi 10. Bucking Machine 11. Colorado 12. Copenhagen (With Toby Kieth*) 13. Cowboy Up 14. Dallas Days And Fort Worth Nights 15. Don't It Make You Want To Dance 16. Even Cowboys Like A Little Rock And Roll 17. Fathers And Sons 18. Feels Like I'm Gettin' Into Something Good 19. Five Dollar Fine 20. Fourth Of July Rodeos 21. Freedom Ain't Free 22. Git Along Little Doggies 23. Greatest Prize 24. Hard Times 25. Home Frown Western Saturday Night 26. Honky Tonk World 27. Hooked On The 8 Second Ride 28. Horsepower 29. Horses & Cattle 30. I Believe In America 31. I Can't Ride The Broncos Anymore 32. I Ride An Old Paint 33. I Would For You 34. I'll Get The Job Done 35. I'm Coming Home Mom Waltz 36. If You Loved Me You'd Do It 37. Jeans And Good Leather 38. Just Enough Money, Honey 39. Last Drive-In 40. Lawman Reverend Brown 41. Lean Mean And Hungry 42. Life Is A Highway 43. Little Joe The Wrangler 44. Love Needs A Fool 45. Mammas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Cowboys 46. Melodies & Memories 47. Mountain Wild Man 48. Now That's All Right With Me 49. Ol' Double Diamond 50. Old Red 51. Old Tom Hom 52. One Tonight 53. Only Road You Know 54. Rainbow Rider 55. Real Thing 56. Riverboat Gambler 57. Rodeo Life 58. Rodeo You've Cast A Spell 59. Round & Round She Goes 60. Running Through The Rain 61. Scene We All Ain't Saw 62. Shot Full Of Love 63. Silver Tongued Devil And I 64. Simple As Dirt 65. Smack Dab In The Middle 66. Something In The Wind 67. Sometimes You've Just Gotta Ride 68. Song Of The Yukon Rose 69. Sons Of The Pioneers 70. Stampede 71. Strawberry Roan 72. Struggling Years 73. Thank The Cowboy For The Ride 74. That's What Loving You Means To Me 75. The Bullrider- Chris Ledoux 76. The Lady Is Dancing With Me 77. The Passenger 78. This Cowboy's Hat By Chris Ledoux 79. This Cowboys Hat 80. This Old Cowboys Hat 81. Tie A Knot In The Devil's Tail 82. Tight Levis And Yellow Ribbon 83. Too Old To Play Cowboy 84. Tougher Than The Rest 85. Tweedle Dee 86. What You Gonna Do With A Cowboy- Chris Ledoux 87. When I Say Forever 88. Where Is The Glory 89. Willy The Wandering Gypsy And Me 90. Winner 91. Yellow Brick Road Turns Blue 92. Calico Moon 93. Desperado 94. Fine As Wine 95. Millionaire 96. One Less Tornado 97. Pass My Hat 98. Settin' The Woods On Fire 99. Slow Down 100. Some Things Never Change 101. The Buckskin Lady