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Artist/Band: Relient K
Lyrics for Song: College Kids
Lyrics for Album: Two Left's Don't Make A Right ... But Three Do [2003]



Someone, please save us, us college kids.

What my parents told me, is what I did

They said, go to school and, be a college kid

But, in the end, I questioned why I did



I'm poor, I'm starving, I'm flat broke, I've got no cash to spend

Sell all my books to front row tickets to Dave Matthews Band

My girlfriend's at another school, I know this year will test her

I called, found out she had 3 other boyfriends last semester



And that's why I say, "Oh, no"

Not for me, not for me

Call it torture, call it u-ni-ver-sity

Nooo!!

Arts and Crafts is all I need

I'll take calligraphy and then I'll make a fake degree



80 grand later, I found out that all that I had learned

Is that you should show up to take your finals and your mid-terms

The party scene is kinda mean, I think it's sick and twisted

The navy showed up at my door, they claimed that I enlisted



And that's why I say, "Oh, no"

Not for me, not for me

Call it torture, call it u-ni-ver-sity

Nooo!!

Arts and Crafts is all I need

I'll take calligraphy and then I'll make a fake degree



Don't get excited, she'll say no without a doubt you see

And I've decided college girls just won't go out with me

They make me nervous and they always catch me off my guard

Like cell phone service, I drop out cuz' college is too hard



It's time to call my father

Cuz' its his alma mater

Good grades aren't what they seem

I think he knows the Dean



It's time to call my father

Cuz' its his alma mater

He says he's proud of me

But college always was his dream

And I would always say "It's not for me"



"Oh, no"

Not for me, not for me

Call it torture, call it u-ni-ver-sity

Nooo!!

Arts and Crafts is all I need

I'll take calligraphy and then I'll make a fake degree



Someone, please save us, us college kids

What my parents told me, is what I did

They said, go to school and, be a college kid

But, in the end, I questioned why I did



Do what will make you happy

Do what you feel is right

Only but one thing matters

Learn how to live your life



Do what will make God happy

Do what you feel is right

Only but one thing matters

Learn how to live your life


Album Lyrics: Two Left's Don't Make A Right ... But Three Do [2003]


Relient K
"Two Left's Don't Make A Right ... But Three Do [2003]"


1. Chapstick, Chapped Lips, And Things Like Chemistry
2. College Kids
3. Falling Out
4. Forward Motion
5. From End To End
6. Getting Into You
7. Gibberish
8. Hoopes I Did It Again
9. I Am Understood
10. In Love With The 80's (Pink Tux To The Prom)
11. Mood Ring
12. Trademark