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Madness Lyrics for Song: E R N I E
 Lyrics for Album: Other Songs - Madness
 
 
 
 14165>I am the bringer of your wishes
 
 Your savior from doing work
 
 The washer of your dishes
 
 And you still get your midday perk
 
 
 
 Estate agent your mansion
 
 And pot of gold all the home comforts
 
 Before you're getting tired and old
 
 
 
 One more try, try to get what you've never had
 
 Five more Bob for the whole world it can't be bad
 
 We can't all win look it's happening
 
 The futures looking not so bleak
 
 
 
 A thousand winners every week
 
 A thousand winners every week
 
 
 
 So when you hear me coming
 
 Along halls and up the stairs
 
 In the back of teapots
 
 In the cupboard under chairs
 
 
 
 Forget all your wives tales
 
 Of forecasts and dividends
 
 When Ernie feels vibrations
 
 Only pays out to trusted friends
 
 
 
 One more try try to get what you've never had
 
 Five more Bob for the whole world it can't be bad
 
 We can't all win look it's happening
 
 The futures looking not so bleak
 
 
 
 A thousand winners every week
 
 A thousand winners every week
 
 
 
 Congratulations you've just won
 
 A five thousand pound premium bond
 
 
 
 Your hand on the bottle
 
 And your eyes screwed upon the set
 
 When the score comes up it could be you for the big one yet
 
 No thank you on the front page of the Currant Bun
 
 They think you stink but in the pub you'll be number one
 
 
 
 One more try try to get what you've never had
 
 Five more Bob for the whole world it can't be bad
 
 We can't all win look it's happening
 
 The futures looking not so bleak
 
 
 
 A thousand winners every week
 
 A thousand winners every week
 
 A thousand winners every week
 
 A thousand winners every week
 
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