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Artist/Band: Sawyer Brown
Lyrics for Song: 800 Pound Jesus
Lyrics for Album: True Believer [Curb] [2003]



I saw a garage sale

Pulled up in the yard

Found a statue of Jesus

It was eight feet tall

He held out his arms

And he seemed all alone

So I loaded him up

And drove him home



Out by my driveway he

Looks down the street

With his long hair and sandals made

Of rebar and concrete

I painted him white with a long purple robe

He's a rock of ages on our gravel road



Chorus

He's an eight-hundred pound Jesus

Standing taller than a tree

He's an eight-hundred pound Jesus

A bigger man than you or me



I thought loosin' my job was

The end of the world

Till my best pal ran off with my best girl

I felt suicidal with no real friends

So I walked outside with a rope in my hand



Out by that statue there's a big old tree

So I stood on his shoulders

And I counted to three

I had every intention of buying the farm

But when I jumped off he caught me in his arms



Chorus



I wanted to return the favor to him

Cause I never had a more solid friend

So I planted some flowers

All around his feet

And I bought him a flock

Of ceramic sheep



Chorus



He's a bigger man

Than you or me


Album Lyrics: True Believer [Curb] [2003]


Sawyer Brown
"True Believer [Curb] [2003]"


1. 800 Pound Jesus
2. Circles
3. I Got a Plan
4. It Wasn't His Child
5. Still Water
6. The Walk
7. Travelin' Shoes