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Artist/Band: The Vandals
Lyrics for Song: I've Got An Ape Drape
Lyrics for Album: Hitler Bad, Vandals Good [1998]



Make it like that famous country singer

Or that guy I saw last night on Jerry Springer

Clean me up but let me keep my edge,

In the day i like to keep it dignified

But at night you know I got another side

And I don't give a damn,

Cause I am what I am

Even if it's really really bad.



I've got an Ape Drape,

Yes I do

They're givin' them to anyone,

And that means you

You can drive to Riverside and get one too

Then you'll have an Ape Drape like I do.



Go ahead and buzz 'round the ears

I've been growing that one braid back there for years

I've had it since the first time I saw Queensryche

The front may conform to society

But the back says I have personality

Even if it's really really,

Even if it's really really bad.



I've got an Ape Drape,

Yes I do

They're givin' them to anyone,

And that means you

You can drive to Riverside and get one too

Then you'll have an Ape Drape like I do.



Make it short in the front and long in the back!

If the top's not short enough that it stands up

I could be thrown out of the Bad Boy Club

But don't you lay a finger on my pony tail

Now fix my kid up so he looks like me,

And then matching crazy pants are all we need

Some may call it child abuse

I just call it bonding with your Dad.



Norce Neck Warmer......Norco

Hockey Hair.......Canada

Mullet.......Hoboken

Forbidden Hair......Europe

Shom......Florida


Album Lyrics: Hitler Bad, Vandals Good [1998]


The Vandals
"Hitler Bad, Vandals Good [1998]"


1. An Idea For A Movie
2. Cafe 405
3. Come Out Fighting
4. Euro-Barge
5. F'd Up Girl
6. I Know, Huh?
7. I've Got An Ape Drape
8. If The Government Could Read My Mind
9. Money's Not An Issue
10. My Girlfriend's Dead
11. OK
12. People That Are Going To Hell
13. So Long, Farewell
14. Too Much Drama