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Artist/Band: The Vandals
Lyrics for Song: Phone Machine
Lyrics for Album: Other Songs - The Vandals



hello..no one could get to the phone right now, so for your convenience, you're call is being answered automatically.

but if this is you, you can suck my dick.

if this is my boss, fuck you i quit.

if you're the girl, you aint worth shit

and if this is school (cough, cough) i'm really sick!

but if this is gramma

im so sorry i missed your call.

ill see you on sunday.

goodbye and i love you.

but if this is you you can suck my dick.

if this is my boss, fuck you i quit.

everyone else you can do the same.

don't leave a message unless your fucking lame. (grandma babbles)


Album Lyrics: Other Songs - The Vandals


The Vandals
"Other Songs - The Vandals"


1. 4,3,2,1,0,-1
2. Bad Birthday Bash
3. Change The World With My Hockey Stick
4. Complain (From The Film Bob Roberts)
5. Judy Is A Punk
6. Legend Of Pat Brown
7. Master Race (in Outer Space)
8. Phone Machine
9. S.W.M.
10. Sheena Is A Punk Rocker
11. Small Wonder
12. The Rod
13. The Vibrator Song
14. To All The Kids