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Artist/Band: Jason Mraz
Lyrics for Song: Cannabis College
Lyrics for Album: Other Songs - Jason Mraz



Registration starts at 8

Don't be late or else

That's 8 as in the evening time

Classes begin at 9 or 12

We'll study each and every flower

Per credit hour

Then all devour a box of Krispy Kreme



So if you grow your knowledge tree

Hydroponically

Then come with me, it is, to Cannabis College



Instead of writing boring papers you roll your tests and quizzes

You'll be curing common glaucoma

Convinced you're acing physics

You'll be setting quite a fine example

Coring apples and carving cans

You passed your first exam



You can take your notes and tokes

Of signals made of smoke

No joke it is, off you go to Cannabis College



And in the basement laboratory they're teaching short term memory

Can anybody tell me where they're teaching short term memory?



Tell me have you met Professor Chong

He's been here who knows how long

His lectures often study classics

From Northern Cal to Oregon



Throughout the days it's Dr. Dre

And Dark Side of the Moon

And Purple Haze

And some randoms buy Pat Boone



With THC Ph. D's

A BA in euphoria

Avoid the military

Minoring in paranoia

Job offers aplenty with GPAs at 4 point 20

Get the blunted edge

A certificate that says

I made it through college


Album Lyrics: Other Songs - Jason Mraz


Jason Mraz
"Other Songs - Jason Mraz"


1. 10,000 Motherfuckers (That'll Do)
2. A Hard Rain's A-Gonna Fall
3. All That Lies
4. Better
5. Burning Bridges
6. Cannabis College
7. Catch Up To You
8. Childlike Wildlife
9. Collapsible Plans
10. Dead End
11. Dear Anna
12. Eyes Open
13. Fall Through Glass
14. Falling All Over The World
15. Fly Me To The Moon
16. Flying My Guilt Over A Quilt
17. Galaxy
18. God Moves Through You
19. God Rests In Reason (Live From Montalvo)
20. Gypsy MC
21. Happy Endings
22. Hope For The Flowers
23. I Melt With You
24. I'm Coming Over
25. I'm Yours (album Version)
26. Im Yours (Remix)
27. Keep On Hoping
28. Kickin' With You
29. La Nueva Belleza (The New Beauty)
30. Long Road To Forgiveness
31. Love is Real
32. Lucky
33. Man Gave Names To All The Animals
34. Older Lover Undercover
35. One Love
36. Outdoors
37. Plain Jane
38. Prettiest Friend
39. Rainbow Connection
40. Remedy
41. Rescue
42. Rocket Man
43. Shy That Way
44. Silent Love Song
45. Sing Glory
46. Snakes In Schubas
47. So Unusual
48. Something To Believe In
49. Stranger In The Sky
50. Suerte
51. Summer Breeze
52. That'll Do
53. The Beauty In Ugly
54. The Darkest Space
55. The Joker Mash-up With Everything I Own
56. The Longest Day Of The Year
57. The Remedy (I Won't Worry) [acoustic]
58. The Sunshine Song
59. This Is What Our Love Looks Like
60. Try Try Try
61. Unravel
62. Water
63. Welcome To Schubas (Medley)
64. What it Takes
65. What We Want
66. When We Die
67. Who I Am Today
68. You Get Me High