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Artist/Band: Tankard
Lyrics for Song: Stone Cold Sober
Lyrics for Album: Stone Cold Sober [1992]



Hey, liste, we're so sick of it

Fire water is the devil's drink

Don't want it, no more chugaloo

Empty Tankard? Fill it up with milk!



Minerals! Vegetables! Health food and some peppermint tea

No more of that liquod death

No more beer! No more booze! We'll play healthy metal instead



No whisky, you can have our beer

We'll be living in sobpiety

Immortal! Drinking is a sin

Prohibition is a good idea



Alcoholic days are gone - gonna fight those evil ways

Stone cold sober - gonna stick to the perrier

Alcohol is no more fun - gonna drink our tonic straight

Stone cold sober - and we're all gonna lose some weight



Don't do it! Through your beer away!

There'a a better way to have some fun

At parties, if you wanna booze

Get a six-pack of tomato juice



Minerals! Vegetables! Health food and some peppermint tea

No more of that liquod death

No more beer! No more booze! We'll play healthy metal instead



Believe it, we are clean and dry

We could play a gig at double a

Headbangers on a water binge

If you're heavy don't you drink and dive



Alcoholic days are gone - gonna fight those evil ways

Stone cold sober - gonna stick to the perrier

Alcohol is no more fun - gonna drink our tonic straight

Stone cold sober - and we're all gonna lose some weight



The future - we can see it now

Merchendizing heavy metal link

Thrash soda in the water bar

Multivitamins - we got our fill



Minerals! Vegetables! Health food and some peppermint tea

No more of that liquod death

No more beer! No more booze! We'll play healthy metal instead



Alcoholic days are gone - gonna fight those evil ways

Stone cold sober - gonna stick to the perrier

Alcohol is no more fun - gonna drink our tonic straight

Stone cold sober - and we're all gonna lose some weight


Album Lyrics: Stone Cold Sober [1992]


Tankard
"Stone Cold Sober [1992]"


1. Behind The Back
2. Blood, Guts & Rock'n'Roll
3. Broken Image
4. Centerfold (The J. Geils Band Cover)
5. Jurisdiction
6. Lost And Found (Tantrum Part 2)
7. Mindwild
8. Of Strange Talking People Under Arabian Skies
9. Sleeping With The Past
10. Stone Cold Sober
11. Ugly Beauty