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Artist/Band: Justin Timberlake
Lyrics for Song: 100th Digital Short
Lyrics for Album: Other Songs - Justin Timberlake



Hi. We're the guys who make the SNL Digital Shorts. I'm Andy.

I'm Jorma.

And I'm Justin Bieber!

(Akiva!)

Gesundheit.

Tonight we're celebrating our 100th short. So come with us, won't you?



-Let's Celebrate!-

Congratulations!

To us, to us

Truly a major milestone



A celebration! (Yes!)

Of us, of us

Here's what we're going to do

Gonna shake off the cobwebs and limber up

And stretch it out and do plenty of Pilates

'Cause tonight, tonight we're gonna suck our own d**ks



Wait, what?

What?

That's disgusting!

No, it's not.

Hey, look, it's Shy Ronnie and Reba!

It's a celebration and we're going to party

Y'know we getting naughty

Take it Shy Ronnie

(mumbling)

I'm a dude

Ronnie, bitch, and I rip you ass off me!



We've done the creep and punched people before

eating

We've done things in our pants that don't bear repeating

Tonight, they're gonna suck their own d**k

I'm Reba!

Excuse I!

What is happening?



So shoot your laser cats and let the boombox pound

Raise up our glasses and

Throw it on the ground!

Alcohol is poison, man!

Take it Mahmoud

Body Fuzion lady



(In and over)

We put our junk in so many places

(Like where)

Each other's mothers and basebarrel vases

(All sale )

And now they're takin' them out of their boxes



(Jeah)

And puttin' them all up into our vases

(Let's go)

Dear Sister, ate Lettuce, and a Japanese Office

Had a Cherry Battle and stopped all Like Bosses

Peyton

And Horsen

They happen every Saturday

Pee-wee hit Anderson

Just ask Natalie



Yeah I had a baby (What!)

But I'm still crazy

Show my ass respect

But I make that d**k crazy (Hey!)



Jonah kissed his dad

And Gaga was golden

Ridin' on a boat with my man Michael Borton

Jack Sparrow

Sergio

Tortuga

Hey, I've never been here to digital shorts

But these white boys are obsessed with d**k



Why was I tricked into doing this?

I don't endorse this song

No no no no no no



Yes yes yes

I do endorse this song

My name is Will Ferrell and I'm sucking my own dong

Cheerleaders, Harry Caray, Jeopardy

I pleasure myself

Congratulations to me



Hey, come on man, this is our thing

Three 'Best Of's- count 'em bitch

Get out of here

Fine! I'll go by my own joys



(Take us home now)



100th digital shorts

Not-not-not ninety-nine!

It was on the earth they were daring to this (???)

(Hell yeah!)

And all of them were written by Lorne

(Lorne Michaels)

So tonight we're sucking our own d**k

(One hundred times)



One f**king hundred times


Album Lyrics: Other Songs - Justin Timberlake


Justin Timberlake
"Other Songs - Justin Timberlake"


0. Lovestoned
1. Am I Worthy Of
2. Cry Me A River (50 Cent Remix)
3. Cry Me A River (Remix)
4. Estes En Donde Estes
5. Good Foot (ft Timberland)
6. Hootnanny
7. I Love You (Bad Boys Soundtrack)
8. I'm Lovin' It
9. Like I Love You (Basement Jaxx Vocal Mix)
10. Love Don't Love Me
11. One Last Cry
12. Rock Your Body (Video Version)
13. Signs (with Snoop Dogg and Charlie Wilson)
14. The Rainbow Connection (Snl With Kermit)
15. Where Is The Love (with Black Eyed Peas)
16. Why, When, How
17. Worthy Of
18. You Are My Light
19. 100th Digital Short
20. Bank Robber
21. Bigger Than The World
22. Boutique in Heaven
23. Breath
24. Coming Home
25. Deeply
26. Dick in a Box
27. Emaline
28. Fast Cars
29. Girlfriend
30. Hallelujah
31. History Of Rap
32. I Just Wanted You To Know
33. I Love A Girl Whos Name Starts With K
34. Justin Timberlake
35. My Eyes Adored You
36. Nite Runner
37. Now She's Gone
38. Pose (ft. Snoop Dogg)
39. Radio Edit
40. Red Carpet Massacre
41. Satan Is My Master
42. Stepping Out Tonight
43. This I Promise You
44. What It's Like To Be Me
45. Words I Say
46. Yahhhh
47. What Goes Around (Junkie XL Mix)
48. Leaving On A Jetplane
49. Five Hundred Miles
50. Señorita [Eddie's Extended Club Mix]