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Artist/Band: Guttermouth
Lyrics for Song: Jamie's Petting Zoo (LIVE)
Lyrics for Album: Live From The Pharmacy [1998]



i've had my pet

since i was nine years old

i loved him and fed him

but one day he attacked

i knew he didn't love me back

so i grabbed him like a football

and punted fifty yards

now i hate pets

take yourself to the vet

now i hate pets

dolphins trapped in little nets

now i hate pets

you little fucking

screaming shit-bag

i should of let your mother

eat you, little fucker



so i got a little birdy

and i trained it everyday

he knew 1000 words

but then he flew away

but then i got him back

the fucker wouldn't shut his trap

so i took him to the bathroom

and rubbed his beak in shit



now i hate pets

spotted owls in their nests

now i hate pets

bagged a deer and made a vest

now i hate pets

birds and bees and bears and bison

pigs and parrots and pandas

i fucking hate them all!!!



i was walking through the park

when a snake peered from his hole

a perfect opportunity

to take the bastard home

i chopped his fucking head off

with my handy garden hoe

and made a lovely hat-band

for my redneck cousin bo, heee-haaw!



now i hate pets

10,000 volts to the chest

now i hate pets

fed my cat some cigarettes

now i hate pets

you little fucking

screaming shit-bag

bastard

fuck you, you

fucking pig-shit licker, fuck!!!!!!


Album Lyrics: Live From The Pharmacy [1998]


Guttermouth
"Live From The Pharmacy [1998]"


1. 1-2-3 Slam (LIVE)
2. American Made
3. Asshole (LIVE)
4. Born In The U.S.A.
5. Bruce Lee Vs. The Kiss Army (LIVE)
6. Chicken Box (LIVE)
7. Derek (LIVE)
8. Disneyland (LIVE)
9. Jamie's Petting Zoo (LIVE)
10. Just A Fuck (LIVE)
11. Marco Polo (LIVE)
12. No Such Thing (LIVE)
13. Oats (LIVE)
14. Pot (LIVE)
15. Race Track (LIVE)
16. Steak (Under Water Version)
17. This Won't Hurt A Bit
18. Veggicide (LIVE)
19. What's Gone Wrong (LIVE)
20. Where Was I? (LIVE)