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Artist/Band: Nofx
Lyrics for Song: New Boobs
Lyrics for Album: Ribbed



Something is lacking, IÂ’m not attracting
My boobs are not as big as I want them to be
I want 36D

IÂ’m not receiving enough affection
Gonna get me a silicon injection
And fulfil my dreams, burst outta my seams

My social life is pathetic, I canÂ’t find a man
What I need is cosmetic surgery
Be the best I can be

Proteins and milkshakes, mass vitamin consumption
Who needs to diet when liposuction is painless and quick
Local anesthetic

Now my body is a model
A flawless perfection
I most certainly will cause an erection wherever I go
But I still donÂ’t know

The reason why I canÂ’t find a mate
Guys I meet ejaculate
Then leave through the door
I canÂ’t take anymore


Album Lyrics: Ribbed


Nofx
"Ribbed"


1. Green Corn
2. The Moron Brothers
3. Showerdays
4. Food, Sex & Ewe
5. Just The Flu
6. El Lay
7. New Boobs
8. Together On The Sand
9. Nowhere
10. Brain Constipation
11. Gonoherpasyphilaids
12. I Don't Want You Around
13. The Malachi Crunch