Artist/Band:
Nofx
Lyrics for Song: My Vagina
Lyrics for Album: Pump Up The Valuum
My vagina has two sets of lips, but I don't get monthly blood drips
My vagina hardly even used
My vagina's got lots of extra skin, they took my outtie and made it an in
Changing Donnie to Marie Osmand
Operation successful, but now I gotta pee through a miniature hole
Gotta remember to put the seat down and when I wipe my ass
I go from front to back
Cause I don't want a bladder infection
I never thought I'd miss my vas deferens
I trade it in for a pair of huge cans
Now I get to hang with lesbians
Operation paid up front
Now I show all my friends my new designer cunt
They think IÂ’m kinda weird but thatÂ’s ok with me
Cause now I kick their ass playing from the ladies tee
ThereÂ’s nothing finer than having a vagina
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