SEARCH HERE: BROWSE 409412 LYRICS BY ARTIST/BAND NAME: #A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z SITE MENU Last Updates Request Lyrics Submit / Correct Popularity Charts VISITORS Login / Register Your Thoughts My Playlists [ More Sparks lyrics ] add to playlist     see a mistake?    comment Artist/Band: Sparks Lyrics for Song: Tips For Teens Lyrics for Album: Best Of [2011] I've got a snapshot of your aunt Maureen She's 90 and you're a teen I'm trying to cheer you up Don't be so mean, don't be so mean Crach, bam, now you're looking good Tip top, now you're feeling good Once more, here's your aunt Maureen Don't you feel good? Don't you feel good? Tips for teens, tips for teens The kind you don't see in magazines Tips for teens, tips for teens The kind you don't see on T.V. screens Tips for teens, tips for teens Wake up to music And say you're too sick to go to work Soon, you will lose all your zits Tight sweaters no longer fit Jet-setters will make their pitch I told you so, I told you so Tips for teens, tips for teens The kind you don't see in magazines Tips for teens, tips for teens The kind you don't see on T.V. screens Tips for teens, tips for teens Don't eat that ice cream It is vanilla? Give it to me Don't eat that pastry What's in the middle? Give it to me Don't eat that burger Has it got mayonnaise? Give it to me Keep that mystique up And wear a 'D' cup, no matter what Don't eat no curry Before a very important date Do I look so knowing and old and wise Maybe it's those Dacron ties How come you keep asking me? For tips for teens, for tips for teens Crach, bam, now you're looking good Tip top, now you're feeling good Once more, here's your aunt Maureen Don't you feel good? Don't you feel good? Tips for teens, tips for teens The kind you don't see in magazines Tips for teens, tips for teens The kind you don't see on T.V. screens Tips for teens, tips for teens Tips for teens, tips for teens The kind you don't see in magazines Tips for teens, tips for teens The kind you don't see on T.V. screens Tips for teens, tips for teens The kind you don't see in magazines Tips for teens, tips for teens The kind you don't see on T.V. screens Tips for teens, tips for teens The kind you don't see in magazines Tips for teens, tips for teens Album Lyrics: Best Of [2011] Sparks "Best Of [2011]" 1. A Big Surprise 2. All You Ever Think About Is Sex 3. Amateur Hour 4. Beat The Clock 5. Cool Places 6. Eaten By The Monster Of Love 7. Funny Face 8. Girl From Germany 9. I Predict 10. La Dolce Vita 11. Pretending To Be Drunk 12. Sextown U.S.A. 13. The Number One Song in Heaven 14. This Town Ain't Big Enough For Both Of Us 15. Tips For Teens 16. Wonder Girl