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Artist/Band: South Park (Related Recordings)
Lyrics for Song: I'm Not Gay! - Mr. Garrison
Lyrics for Album: Other Songs - South Park (Related Recordings)



From the episode '4th Grade'



Mr. Garrison: Hey! hurry up! You're taking too long in the damn Tree of Insides!

You in there? My God! Where the Hell did she go?

... Argh! Who are you?

Mr. Garrison's gay side: Me? I am your gay side.

Mr. Garrison: My gay side? I DON'T HAVE A GAY SIDE!

Gay side: You must face me!

Mr. Garrison: You ain't real. You can't be!

Gay side: It is me. Your gay self and denial of who you are. Who "we" are.

Mr. Garrison: But I'm not gay!

Gay side: OH STOP IT! What about the time you looked at

Kel Sermackey's penis in the men's locker room?!

Mr. Garrison: I was just comparing size!

Gay side: FOR 7 MINUTES? Oh! And what about the time you masturbated

off to the men's swimming team?

Mr. Garrison: I was beating off to the chicks!

Gay side: THERE WERE NO CHICKS!

Mr. Garrison: Oh, damn you spirit! Haunt me no more!

Gay side: ADMIT IT!

Mr. Garrison: NO!!!

Gay side: ADMIT IT!!

Mr. Garrison: All right! All right! I'm gay! I'm gay! You here that everyone?

I'm gay! And it... and it... and it feels... good!


Album Lyrics: Other Songs - South Park (Related Recordings)


South Park (Related Recordings)
"Other Songs - South Park (Related Recordings)"


1. 'Circle Of Poo'
2. 2 Joints
3. Alan Jackson - 'Ladder To Heaven'
4. Back That Ass Up
5. Cartman - I Hate You Guys
6. Cookie Baker
7. Dallas To Houston
8. Dancing Duck Song
9. Don't Let Them Foolya
10. Fingerbang
11. Follow My Lead
12. For Years remix
13. Forgot About Timmy
14. Gay People
15. Getting Gay With Kids Choir Song (Part 2)
16. High So High
17. Horny + Sid Greenfield Argument
18. I Love You Guys (Evil Cartman)
19. I Need A Sweet
20. I'm A Little Bit Country
21. I'm Not Gay! - Mr. Garrison
22. In My Hood
23. In The Ghetto (Cartman's Version)
24. It's Easy Mmkay
25. Kenny Goes To Hell (Hell Isn't Good)
26. La Resistance (Reprise)
27. Lemmiwinks
28. Lord Loco's Melody
29. Mafiosos
30. Medicine
31. Meet Your Fate
32. Mentally Dull
33. Moham Mitchell
34. Moment Of Silence For 'those Ahead Of Us'
35. Mora Nisse Volvo 142
36. Mountain Town (Bigger Longer And Uncut)
37. No Kitty, This Is My Potpie
38. Prostitute Song
39. Queef Free
40. Red Beams And Rice
41. Redneck Mountain Town
42. Reminisce
43. Revenge
44. Rollin'
45. Screwed Up Tape
46. Sexual Harassment Panda
47. Skit
48. South Park Opening Theme(Movie)
49. Stan's Wendy Songs
50. Suck My Balls Mr.Garrison(From The Movie)
51. Taco Flavoured Kisses
52. The Beer Song
53. The Dreidle Song
54. The F Word
55. Time Is Money
56. Towile Quotes
57. Uncle Fucka (Rap Version)
58. Uncle Fucker
59. Vote Or Die!
60. Watch The Block Bleed
61. Wendy's Cunt Song
62. Wendy's Fingerbang Audition
63. What Would Brian Boytanno Do(End Credits)
64. Whatever You Do
65. Wishing Tree
66. Wizard Of Oz