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Artist/Band: Arrogant Worms
Lyrics for Song: I Am Not American
Lyrics for Album: Toast [2004]



I am not American,

Though I live in North America

Which is part of the Americas

Which should make me an American



Geographically Canadians,

Are certainly Americans

As are Venezuelans,

But not Hawaiians



They're out in the middle of the Ocean

Just like the U.S. Virgin Islands,

They really shouldn't say they are Americans,

Or even virgins



How could two whole continents,

Lose their name to one constituent?

Where were we when the U.S. went,

And took the word American away?



But to be fair to them,

Their other name options,

Like U.S.A.ers or United Statesians,

Were pretty bad



Still I want to be as American,

As the French are European,

Or those in Antarctica are Antarctican

Even if they're just penguins



That leaves us Canadians as Northern North American,

But Alaska's Norther curse them

We're surrounded by Americans

Americans, Americans!



I just called those U.S.A.ers Americans

A name meant for two continents not just them

For if I said I was American,

People would probably think I came from Maine



Still I think I have a plan,

Let's become Antarctican,

And join up with the penguins

For just like them, we're not American!


Album Lyrics: Toast [2004]


Arrogant Worms
"Toast [2004]"


1. Bottle of Booze
2. Head in the Freezer
3. Hot Dog Song
4. I Am Not American
5. I Pulled My Groin
6. Life On The Road
7. Little Cuban Friend
8. New Car Smell
9. Particle Board
10. Shipwreck Balladeer
11. The Coffee Song
12. The Golf Song
13. The Monkey Song
14. Trip To Greece
15. Wolfe Island Ferry