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Artist/Band:
Arrogant Worms
Lyrics for Song: The Ballad Of Dan
Lyrics for Album: Live Bait [1997]
I'm out on the range surveying the land
Thinking of the job that's to be done
My life is hard but I don't mind
Men like me that's how the West was won
I stand the pain and the suffering
For on the trail I am the king
On doors I knock and on bells I ring
Always sure that I will get the sale
Chorus:
'Cause I am Dan the insurance sales man
In a beat up Chevrolet I do ride
I rope them in and tie them up and bind them legally
For on the dotted line I make them sign
Ay-yeah!
The door swings wide, and I sense my prey
Ready to fall victim to my pitch
I tell him all about the plan
With all of it's inherent benefits
If you lose an arm it's a thousand bucks
Lose both of them and get twice as much
And if you should die well then bless your luck
You'll just be rolling in the cash
*Chorus*
The sucker signs the deal is done
Time for me to get back on the road
A lonely man out on the land
Out where the wind can blow so cold
I ride into the setting sun
With the knowledge of a job well done!
But I can't rest until everyone
Has become properly insured
*Chorus*
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