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Artist/Band: Allan Sherman
Lyrics for Song: Automation
Lyrics for Album: Other Songs - Allan Sherman



AUTOMATION

(Alan Sherman)

It was automation, I know

That was what was making the factory go

It was IBM

It was Univac

It was all those gears going

Clickity clack, dear

I thought automation was keen

Till you were replaced by a ten-ton machine

It was a computer that tore us apart, dear

Automation broke my heart.

There's an RCA 5-0-3

Standing next to me, dear, where you used to be

Doesn't have your smile

Doesn't have your shape,

Just a bunch of punch cards and light bulbs and tape, dear

You're a girl who's soft, warm and sweet



But you're only human and that's obsolete

Though I'm very fond of that new 5-0-3, dear Automation's not for

me.

It was automation, I'm told That s why I got fired and I'm out in

the cold How could I have known When the 5-0-3

Started in to blink it was winking at me, dear

I thought it was just some mishap

When it sidled over and sat on my lap

But when it said "l love you " and gave me a hug, dear

That's when I pulled out. . . its plug.

Copyright 1963 Curtain Call Productions

tune: Fascination

filename[ AUTOMTN

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Album Lyrics: Other Songs - Allan Sherman


Allan Sherman
"Other Songs - Allan Sherman"


1. Al N Yetta
2. Americas A Nice Italian Name
3. Automation
4. Barry Is The Babys Name
5. Bye Bye Blumberg
6. Call Me
7. Camp Grenada (Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah)
8. Dodgin' The Draft
9. Eight Foot Two Solid Blue
10. Go To Sleep, Paul Revere!
11. Grow Mrs Goldfarb Grow
12. Hail To Thee Fat Person
13. Harvey And Sheila
14. Headaches
15. Hello Muddah Hello Faddah
16. Heres To The Crabgrass
17. Hungarian Goulash No 5
18. I Cant Dance
19. If I Were A Tishman
20. J C Cohen
21. My Son, The Vampire
22. Night And Day (With Punctuation Marks)
23. No Ones Perfect
24. Oh Boy
25. Rat Fink
26. Sam You Made The Pants Too Long
27. Shine On Harvey Bloom
28. Shticks Of One Kind And Half A Dozen Of The Other
29. Sir Greenbaum's Madrigal
30. Smog Gets In Your Eyes
31. Taking Lessons
32. That Old Back Scratcher
33. The Bronx Bird Watcher
34. The Dropouts March
35. The Laarge Daark Aardvark Song
36. The Learner's Brassiere
37. The Lets All Call Up Att And Protest To The President March
38. Westchester Hadassah
39. When I Was A Lad
40. Wont You Come Home Disraeli
41. You Went The Wrong Way Old King Louie
42. Your Mothers Here To Stay
43. Youre Getting To Be A Rabbit With Me