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Brendan Benson Lyrics for Song: Unfortunate Guy
 Lyrics for Album: Other Songs - Brendan Benson
 
 
 
 1588>Brendan Benson - Unfortunate guy
 
 
 
 This is the sound of the worlds smallest violin
 
 Ive seen worse than the worst trouble youve been in
 
 Youre the greatest sufferer that almost never was born
 
 Youve always been the object of ridicule and scorn
 
 
 
 You hold the title of champion stepchild
 
 Your father died in prison and your mother ran wild
 
 Maybe you should write a book on pieces of confetti
 
 Coz it makes even Shakespeares plots seem meaningless and petty
 
 
 
 Youve had it rough youve made it very clear
 
 That you dont give up youve persevered (no matter how severe)
 
 
 
 Please dont go on youre gonna make me cry
 
 Youve got to be
 
 The most unfortunate guy
 
 Dont go on youre gonna make us cry
 
 The most unfortunate guy
 
 
 
 Ive heard some sad luck stories, but yours tops the list
 
 And you lead the race for the worlds unluckiest
 
 You wear that crown of thorns and sit upon that throne
 
 You rule a kingdom of despair and you do it all alone
 
 
 
 You have our sympathy our deepest regrets
 
 You hold the key, which unlocks misfortunes chest
 
 Youre giving us the poor mouth what do you stand to gain
 
 Youre soakin up the sun after selling us the rain
 
 
 
 This is the sound of the worlds smallest violin
 
 Ive seen worse than the worst trouble youve been in
 
 Youre the greatest sufferer that almost never was born
 
 Youve always been the object of ridicule and scorn
 
 
 
 You hold the title of champion stepchild
 
 Your father died in prison and your mother ran wild
 
 Maybe you should write a book on pieces of confetti
 
 Coz it makes even Shakespeares plots seem meaningless and petty
 
 
 
 Youve had it rough youve made it very clear
 
 That you dont give up youve persevered (no matter how severe)
 
 
 
 Please dont go on youre gonna make me cry
 
 Youve got to be
 
 The
 
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