Artist/Band:
Sesame Street
Lyrics for Song: What Rhymes With 'buy' And Is Delicious
Lyrics for Album: Other Songs - Sesame Street
244>Mike: (singing) Four-and-Twenty Blackbirds, baked in a pie ...
Cookie Monster: (walking up, singing famous 'Dum-de-Dum-Dum.)
Mike: (Continued) When the pie was opened, the birds began to ...
Cookie Monster: Hello.
Mike: Yes, what can I do for you?
Cookie Monster: Well, me have problem: me want something
in store that rhyme with 'buy', but me can't remember what it is.
Mike: Rhymes with 'buy', you mean like 'sky', or 'fly'?
Cookie Monster: Yes, but it something to eat.
Mike, Well, I can't really think of anything ...
Cookie Monster: Wait, me see something. M-I-K-E-S!
Mike: Yes, that's my name.
Cookie Monster: But I -- I rhyme with 'buy'!
(Takes letter I off, and eats it.) Arr-yum-yum!
Mike: Wh ... he's eating my letter I!
Cookie Monster: No, me ATE your letter I; and it not bad. But not good!
Mike says something, which I forget.
Cookie Monster: Stand back,
me see something! (grabs bowtie off Mike) Tie,
tie rhyme with buy! (Eats it.) Arr-yum-yum!
Mike: He ate my tie!
Cookie Monster: It not bad, but not good!
Guy Smiley: (Entering, and walking up to counter.
) (Cheerful, just as if he's hosting one of his game
shows) Good afternoon, this is Guy Smiley,
star of daytime television, and I'm here to buy a pie!
Mike: Mr. Smiley, you're here to buy a pie?
Guy Smiley: (pointing to pie on counter) I think I'd
like to buy this pie right here!
Mike: Mr. Smiley, you want to buy this pie?
Cookie Monster: What rhyme with 'buy'?
Guy Smiley: That's the pie, I'm here to buy!
Cookie Monster: Wait, WAIT a minute!
Me know what rhyme with 'buy', and in store, and is delicious!
Guy Smiley: What's he talking about?
Cookie Monster: It ... GUY!
!! (Takes Guy's hand, and tastes it) Ar-yum .
.. Delicious! (fast-paced music begins,
and Cookie starts chasing Guy around counter,
with a frightened Mike looking on.)
(Since Cookie and Guy are both yelling,
and the music playing, I can't understand either one.)
(Guy finally fakes a move on Cookie,
and runs the other way, towards the door.)
Mike: But, Mr. Smiley, what about the pie?
Cookie Monster: (pauses at the counter,
the music pauses) Send me the bill!
(Takes off after Guy, the last three notes play,
and Mike looks at camera, looking resigned.)
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