Artist/Band: 
Biz Markie 
Lyrics for Song: Funk Is Back 
Lyrics for Album: All Samples Cleared [2000]
  
               
  26281>Get up out your seat, the grand groove is back
  With a beat to sink your teeth in like wolfman jack
  I'm bringing in the swing like ching a-ling a-ling
  Guaranteed to rock and make the microphone sing
  I combine funk with a make-a-monk piano
  I'm nuts, I'm crazy, I lost it, and man a
  Different type of bud in my veign and hey
  Like I'm *cookoo cookoo* like a nappy dread
  Now it's me, the b-i-z, m-a-r k-i to the e
  As you can see, going to the t-o-o, mo mo most definitely
  I concoct to rock, and put you in shock
  Not from the past, but I blact like binac-a
  Yeah, the one foots getting ill
  Cause nobody beats the biz still
 
 
  The funk is back! (repeat 4x)
 
 
  Ooops, well I'm the original b-i-z mark
  Here to let you know my bite is worse than my bark
  I'm coiming out with some freakified funk
  If joanie was around, then I'd be a hump
  But since she ain't, I still am the
  Hellified king of the r-a-p
  I'sa i'sa i'sa here to let you know
  I'm the hypnotizing, mezmorizing, stealing the show
  Uh-oh, I'm hitting hitting just like a speaker
  My mom dropped the bomb, then God said "eureka!"
  To say a lay masterpiece that's long overdue
  >from the streets of california to kalamazoo
  Don't look at me like I'm crazy or dumb
  Cause my jinlge will tickle you cerebrum
  My sensational delivery will give you a chill
  That's why nobody beats the biz still
 
 
  The funk is back! (repeat 4x)
 
 
  I'm the super, duper, party pooper
  With my loop I'll put you in a stupor
  Chump, thump, with doctor's bump
  With the trunks of funk to make the heartbeat pump
  M ah z r, k har, I har, e har
  Try hard, a star, rocking the casbah
  My brain maintains with no restraints
  Not john doe or jane, here to entertain
  Feul a, deuler, plus an old schooler
  Funk from the crack keep me kicking like I'm ruler
  Dunky, drunky, skunky, funky, and pokey
  Chunky, a junkie with the monkey on my back
  Knack, opposites attract
  Biz being wack? get the bozack!
  Skill to ill, plus always thrill
  And I be sure that no one beats the biz still
 
 
  The funk is back! (repeat 4x)
 
 
  *the biz goes off til the song's end*
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