Bad Idea

CHORUS:

It was a bad idea

but I had to follow through

she had no idea what i wanted to do

it was a bad idea

but i had to hit it anyway

DOUG:

Candy caught my eye when she walked by lookin' like a freak

i leaned over kissed her on the cheek

i was being careful not to move too fast

but she smiled when i gave her a backstage pass

a real star fucker, she put me to the test

then i noticed Doug Ray tattooed on her breast

i thought i was blessed to meet this treat

candy had a place right down the street

it didn't take long to achieve my goal

and i lost control of mind, body and soul

CHORUS

KAZ:

let me tell you how i got my pumas stolen

it was a summer day and the sky was golden

i was having a slice down on university

and in comes a cutie, about 5 foot 3

caught her checking me out so i flashed a smile

introduced myself cause thats my style

she said "yeah i know you, i love your CD"

"i know all your rhymes, you're my favorite MC"

quick to the point no time at all

snuck on in to her residence hall

in ten minutes flat we were both butt naked

kid was screaming and yelling yo i just couldn't take it

her roommate got pissed while we fucked in her bed

bitch stole my pumas while i was getting head

CHORUS

WHITE OWL:

i cant believe im never ever gonna see you again

you were more than a lover, you was also a friend

the things i learned, in just one night

when i say goodbye, it'll be alright, alright, alright!

now people let me tell you 'bout this girl Suzanne

met her at the bar and i was like god damn!

she didn't have a man, no drink in her hand

bought her a shot and took her back to the van

she was tall, slim and tan. A White Owl fan

asked if i would take part in some perverted plan?

she dropped her skirt, she had another head

i lost my pride in that groupie's bed

CHORUS (till end)