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Artist/Band: Art Paul Schlosser
Lyrics for Song: Cheap Romance
Lyrics for Album: Vote For Me, Its A Joke [2003]



Hi I'm The Next gonna be the next President

I'm a candidate running

and I just want to say I'm not perfect

and there's a lot of woman out there that I don't remember there names

and they're really pretty

and they treat me really nice

and then all of a sudden their angry at me

because I didn't remember their names or I don't have a lot of money.

I just want to say to them I think they're nice any how

and I'm not God or perfect

and that's why I'm a good choice because I'm honest

and I'm telling you this now



Darling the glasses are plastic

Champagne is imported from Chicago

Darling the glasses are plastic

Your hairs all done all up with 16 layers of hairspray

you got from a can out of the garbage



Your earings are dime store brass

Your dress is polyester

Your earings are dime store brass

I'm wearing an expensive suit I got at goodwill for a dollar



Darling the glasses are tin

Champagne is imported from Fitchburg

Darling the glasses are tine

Your wearing some perfume that you borrowed from the Avon Lady



We're eating caviar from a TV dinner

We're watching a romantic movie on the neighbor's TV though their window

We're eating caviar from a TV dinner

I love you, I want to marry you here's a ring I got from a crackerjack box

I love you, I want to marry you here's a ring I got from a crackerjack box


Album Lyrics: Vote For Me, Its A Joke [2003]


Art Paul Schlosser
"Vote For Me, Its A Joke [2003]"


1. Baby
2. Be My Friend
3. Big Toes
4. Blunt
5. Boyfriend's Mean
6. Cheap Romance
7. Darling I'm In Love But!
8. Free Speech
9. How Do You Like My Pet
10. I Don't Have To Swear
11. I'm Blue Ahoo, Ahoo, Ahoo
12. In An Echo Of A Moment
13. It's Hell
14. John Chapter 9
15. Kurt Cobain
16. Love, Love, Love
17. Misery Loves Company
18. Needs More Money
19. Pizza
20. Police Rap
21. Punk Rock In The White House
22. Techno Ravioli
23. That's Right
24. The Sky Is Dead
25. The Worst Pie
26. There's Still Hope
27. Venison Christmas
28. Vote For Me, It's A Joke Again
29. Vote For Me/It's A Joke
30. You Draw Snakes Your Way, And I'll Draw Them My Way