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Artist/Band: Art Paul Schlosser
Lyrics for Song: Cheap Romance
Lyrics for Album: Vote For Me, Its A Joke [2003]



Hi I'm The Next gonna be the next President

I'm a candidate running

and I just want to say I'm not perfect

and there's a lot of woman out there that I don't remember there names

and they're really pretty

and they treat me really nice

and then all of a sudden their angry at me

because I didn't remember their names or I don't have a lot of money.

I just want to say to them I think they're nice any how

and I'm not God or perfect

and that's why I'm a good choice because I'm honest

and I'm telling you this now



Darling the glasses are plastic

Champagne is imported from Chicago

Darling the glasses are plastic

Your hairs all done all up with 16 layers of hairspray

you got from a can out of the garbage



Your earings are dime store brass

Your dress is polyester

Your earings are dime store brass

I'm wearing an expensive suit I got at goodwill for a dollar



Darling the glasses are tin

Champagne is imported from Fitchburg

Darling the glasses are tine

Your wearing some perfume that you borrowed from the Avon Lady



We're eating caviar from a TV dinner

We're watching a romantic movie on the neighbor's TV though their window

We're eating caviar from a TV dinner

I love you, I want to marry you here's a ring I got from a crackerjack box

I love you, I want to marry you here's a ring I got from a crackerjack box


Napaca.