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Artist/Band: Art Paul Schlosser
Lyrics for Song: Dead Skunk Perfume
Lyrics for Album: The Best Of Art Paul Schlosser



1.When I first met you

I thought you were wise

I thought your Ideas were real intelligent



How was I to know

That you were really crazy

And that Dead Skunk Perfume you would invent



Chorus:Well it stinks and it's lousy

And it smells like dead onions

Or even something worse:Dead people in the tomb

Don't open the bottle

If you should find it

Don't go out and buy Dead Skunk Perfume



2.Well I used to go out with

A real pretty lady

She loved me and she smelled just like a rose



But somehow you convinced me

That you were better

So now when we go out I hold up my nose/(go back to chorus)/



Bridge:Dead Skunk Perfume will kill your neighbors

Dead Skunk Perfume will kill you as well

And if you die with that smell on you

God'll kick you out of heaven and you'll go to

(Well I hope not)/(back to chorus)


Album Lyrics: The Best Of Art Paul Schlosser


Art Paul Schlosser
"The Best Of Art Paul Schlosser"


1. A News Bulletin
2. Another Star Trek Sequel Blues
3. Are You Gullible
4. Choke Soda
5. Corn Joke
6. Dead Skunk Perfume
7. Drink Milk Rap
8. Girlfriend With A Car
9. I Ate The Poppin Fresh Dough Boy
10. I Don't Want To Find Waldo
11. I Want A Date With The Menards Lady
12. I Want To Be Madonna
13. In The Cheap Rent District
14. Infinity
15. Just A Noise
16. Just A Pest
17. Kermit The Frog Aftershave
18. Klone Radio Station
19. Krud Radio Station
20. Maybe You Think I'm Weird
21. My Cat Was Taking A Bath
22. My Name Is Art
23. One Note
24. Pink Pants
25. Purple Bananas On The Moon
26. Santa Claus Twist
27. Santa Is Elvis
28. Scratch In The Record
29. Swatting A Fly
30. Thanksgiving Stuffing
31. The 1st Church Of Beatlemania
32. The Christmas Book Club
33. The Cow T-Shirt Jingle
34. The End
35. The Latest Elvis Imitator
36. The One Chord Song
37. The Shortest Song I Ever Wrote
38. The Worst Restaurant
39. They Won't Play This On Country Western Radio
40. This One's Even Shorter
41. Top 10 Reasons
42. Waltz With Me Wanda
43. Weird Radio Station
44. What Radio Station
45. 5