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Artist/Band: Art Paul Schlosser
Lyrics for Song: Health News
Lyrics for Album: Untitled I And Untitled II



Doctors discover high salt, high sugar,

& high cholesterol is good for you.

Eat lots of junk food but stay away from vitamins.

These nasty bandits (Vitamins) can destroy your brain if your not careful.

Be careful when eating vegetables

and fruit they might lower your high blood pressure to normal.

Going without breath can lengthen your life providing you don't suffocate.

But don't exercise you might lose that excess flab

that makes you so attractive.

If you must exercise keep in mind that the best exercise

is over exerting so that your heart will explode.

Never worry about what's in your glass as long as it taste good

Cigarettes before were said to cause cancer

now have been discovered to be the cure to the common cold.

The more you cough the healthier you are.

Staying up will keep you awake and then you will be alert.

Drink lots of coffee or jolt or even better:

{Too much of a bad thing is good for you}.

Poison Ivy when eaten will help you itch.

But stay away from that diet food it taste funny

and they removed the chemicals.

If you lack energy eats lots of candy and sit around watching TiVo,TV.

Never worry about calories and as long as the food taste good.

Your Doctor Ralph Phony.


Album Lyrics: Untitled I And Untitled II


Art Paul Schlosser
"Untitled I And Untitled II"


1. 13 Reasons
2. A Bit Of Logic
3. A Poet I Am
4. About Things
5. At The 400 Bar
6. Ban The Klan
7. Because Of Jesus
8. Colors By Voice
9. Confession Of A Pinball Addict/non Alcoholic Dance Floor
10. Darling Darlene
11. Deception
12. Detox
13. European Girls
14. Hand Guns Illegal
15. Health News
16. High Low Guitar Version
17. I Am Me
18. I Don't Like To Argue
19. I Don't Really Know
20. I'm A Clutz
21. If I Must Die
22. Interesting No. 2
23. Is He For Real
24. Just For You
25. Kiss Me Darling (I've Got Aids)
26. Let's Pick Up The Pieces Again
27. Life Is Grand
28. Now That The War Is Over
29. Our Flag
30. Our Roof Leaks
31. This Brain I've Got
32. Time Goes So Fast
33. Trash Blues
34. We Don't Have To Have Sex
35. We Took A Pole
36. You Got To Be Cracked
37. Your Love & Friendship