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Artist/Band: Art Paul Schlosser
Lyrics for Song: My Girl Friends So Old
Lyrics for Album: Songs I Forgot That The Elephant Remembered



My girlfriend's so old

She knew Lincoln when he was a boy

My girlfriend's so old

She knew Helen before Troy

We go to church to play bingo

She likes to drink prune juice

And when Franky sings a jingle

She really admires his suit



My girlfriend's so old

She baked cookies for Napoleon

My girlfriend's so old

When she was young, she visited the Pilgrims

She took me to a Charlie Chapin film festival

She really likes to watch Lawrence Welk

And at night when she can't sleep at all

She drinks warm milk



My girlfriend's so old

So old you won't believe

My girlfriend's so old

Hey, did I tell you her name's Eve


Album Lyrics: Songs I Forgot That The Elephant Remembered


Art Paul Schlosser
"Songs I Forgot That The Elephant Remembered"


1. Adam On The Juice Harp
2. Advice
3. Do You Wonder
4. Elvis Burger Joke
5. Hollywood Bell
6. I Don't Want To Be Cool
7. I Saw Her
8. I'm Glad We're Through(With A Rhythm Instrument Added)
9. I've Got The Blues(With Drums Added)
10. If I Kissed You
11. In Her Name With Love
12. Jesus Is The Joy If You Got The Blues (With Back Up Singing)
13. Just 3 Words
14. My Girl Friends So Old
15. My Rocking Chair Has No Arms Blues
16. Salesman
17. Scream! Live On Wort 89.9 Fm
18. She's So Cute
19. Slapple
20. Sound Check Song
21. Tom Dooley
22. You Don't Gotta
23. You're The Only Dandelion In My Whole World Live On Wort 89.9 Fm