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Artist/Band:
Art Paul Schlosser
Lyrics for Song: Mamas Don't Let Yourbabies Grow Up To Be Star Trek-Kiesorscifi Fanboys
Lyrics for Album: Leftovers [2008]
This is a song I wrote about Luke that he requested me
to play for this show.
This isn't really one of my best songs
and I don't know when it will be on CD.
I'll play it anyhow.This one's called, oh it's a country song I'm sorry.
But it's really a country filk song !
Mamas don't let your babies grow up to be Star Trekkies and Scifi Fanboys
Don't let them build models
or play with those scifi dolls,
make them be football players,hockey,
or study math instead of standing in movie lines
Mamas don't let your babies grow up to be Star Trekkies
and Scifi Fanboys
Cause they'll never leave home they always want to be in their room
alone watching some video they've seen or some DVD they've seen
50 million times
Scifi fanboys or Star Trekkies
aren't easy to understand especially if they talk in klingon,
and they're harder to buy a gift for
Especially if what they want is out of stock or over priced in the store
You might get it at E-bay on E-bay
you know you might get it there if your really lucky but don't bid to soon
Or else you end up spending
all your money as the price sky rockets to the moon
hey I said something scifi I said the word moon
Can you imagine what the guy that wrote this song would look like
if he was Darf Vader
Mamas don't let your babies grow up to be Star Trekkies and Scifi Fanboys
Don't let them build those models of star trek or star wars
make them study math or science instead of standing in movie lines.
I never went to it myself but anyways
Mamas don't let your babies grow up to be Scifi Star Trekkies
and Scifi Fanboys
Cause you know they'll always want to stay home
in their room all alone and you know they borrow your dvd and then
they never bring it back even though they've seen 50 million times
Scifi Fanboys and Star Trekkies like to watch vampires,
and weird monsters and aliens from outer-space
TV shows and Movies that have nothing to do with anything
in this real you know this real world this kind of place
You know they may not even care about college degree,
or working at a bank and
or you know don't ask them what their going to do for a job
They might even end up a janitor
and you know it's your fault when they end up a janitor
because you were using the TV set to babysit them Bob
Bob's the only word I could find that rhymes with job
Okay sing it with me everybody now
Mamas don't let your babies grow up to be Star Trekkies
and Scifi Fanboys?
Don't let them build models or play with those scifi dolls
(have you got the Darf Vader one)
make them study math or play hockey
or basketball instead standing in movie lines.
I'm sorry it's taking me so long to say all these words.
(Here it was hard to figure it out but I think it says)?
they might take a video clip of my song
and listen to over and over you know they stay in there room
and listen to it over and over even though they heard it 50 million times
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