Artist/Band:
Weird Al Yankovic
Lyrics for Song: UHF
Lyrics for Album: The TV Album
Put down your remote control, throw out the TV guide.
Put away your jacket, there's no need to go outside.
Don't you know that we control the horizontal,
we control the vertical tube.
We're gonna make a couch potato outta you!
That's what we're going to do! Now,
Don't change the channel,
don't touch that dial!
We got it all on UHF!
Kick off your sneakers,
stick around for a while!
we got it all on UHF!
Don't worry 'bout your laundry
forget 'bout your job
just crank up the volume
and yank off the knob!
We got it all!
(We got it all)
We got it all! On UHF!
Disconnect the phone,
now leave the dishes in the sink.
You better put away your homework,
Primetime ain't no timely thing.
All you do is make yourself a TV dinner,
press your face right up against the screen.
We gonna show you things you ain't ever seen!
If you know what i mean.
Now, don't change the channel,
don't touch that dial!
We got it all on UHF!
Kick off your sneakers,
stick around for a while.
We got it all on UHF!
Don't worry 'bout your laundry,
forget 'bout your job,
just crank up the volume
and yank off the knob!
We got it all!
(We got it all)
We got it all!
On UHF!
You can watch us all day,
you can watch us all night,
you can watch us anytime that you please.
You can sit around and stare at the picture tube,
until ur brain turns into cottage cheese.
Well now, don't change the channel,
don't touch that dial!
We got it all on UHF
Kick off your sneakers,
stick around for a while!
We got it all on UHF!
Don't worry 'bout your laundry,
forget about your job.
You gotta crank up the volume,
And yank off the knob!
We got it all!
(We got it all)
We got it all!
On UHF!
We got it all on UHF!
UHF
(x4)
We got it all!
We got it all on UHF!
(continue while fading)
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