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Artist/Band: 
Weird Al Yankovic 
Lyrics for Song: She Never Told Me She Was A Mime 
Lyrics for Album: Alapalooza
  
               
  298>When we first met she seemed perfectly normal
 I never dreamed she'd make my life so hard
 You see, my baby, she started to change
 Started lookin' kinda strange
 Wearin' all that white makeup and those black leotards
 Well, I guess she kept her little secret pretty well
 Now, ever since I learned the horrible truth
 You know my life has been a living hell
 That's right, you see
  She never told me she was a mime
 She never told me she was a mime, oh no
 Actin' like she's trapped inside a big glass box all the time
 She never told me, she never told me whe was a...
 Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-mime
  I wish we both could just talk it all over
 But my baby won't even make a sound
 Now she makes everybody sick
 Doin' that pantomime shtick
 Even our old friends have stopped coming around
 Well, mmy parents can't stand her
 And our neighbors hate her guts
 She's really, really embarrassing me
 This silent treatment's driving me nuts
 You see
  She never told me she was a mime
 She never told me she was a mime, oh no
 Now she's actin' like she's trapped
 Inside a big glass box all the time... what a crime
 She never told me (she never told me)
 She never told me she was a mime
  She walks against the wind everywhere we go
 Stops at every corner, gotta put on a show
 Carries 'round a picture of Marcel Marceau
 Always the wuiet type, but how was I know to know?
  She never told me she was a mime
 She never told me she was a mime, oh no
 Actin' like she's trapped
 Inside a big glass box all the ti-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yime
 She never told me, she never told me whe was a mime
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