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Artist/Band: 
Weird Al Yankovic 
Lyrics for Song: Callin In Sick 
Lyrics for Album: Bad Hair Day
  
               
  6784>Hit my snooze alarm for the 27th time
 Just dont feel like goin to work
 I think I'll call my boss then I'm
 Gonna hack and cough and wheeze
 Swear I got some strange disease
 Whats that little twerp gunna say?
 hay hay hay
  Im callin in sick today
 Callin in sick today
  I could shine my pennies or clean my lava lamp
 I could spend all day in my underwear watchin Earnest  Goes To Camp
 I could sit and count my hair
 I could burn my tupperware
 Im not busy now anyway hay hay hay
  REFRAIN:
 Im callin in sick today
 Callin in sick today
 Aint goint to work no way
 Callin in sick today
  I can do anything I want to
 I am invincible now
 Im on fire baby
 Im alive Im alive can you hear me world
 Im alive!
  Maybe I'll spend all day lookin at the sun and tryin not to squint
 Maybe I'll make a huge coloured tapestry from my bellybutton lint
 When Im sick of takin abuse
 I just make up some lame excuse
 Freedoms just 7 digits away
  REFRAIN
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